Joking for Gold Contest! ☺

[PatchesVonGore]

Bariana

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?













To find Pooh... emotion_facepalm

LOLOLOL. <3

The icon just makes it so much better. XD  

[Bariana]

What's green and turns red with a flick of a switch?


A frog in a blender stare  

[Bariana]

PatchesVonGore

Bariana

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?













To find Pooh... emotion_facepalm

LOLOLOL. <3

The icon just makes it so much better. XD

ty :3  

[Bariana]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers. evil  

[KP Giggles]

Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims, "Look a talking muffin!!!!"  

[KP Giggles]

What's pink and fluffy?


Pink fluff




What's blue and fluffy?


Pink fluff holding it's breath  

[TrollKhan]

Heres a VERY long joke that me and my friends came across. Hope you enjoy whee

So one day There's a normal average day cheerio walking down the street, just walking along, when all-of-a-sudden he sees the most gorgous frosted cheerio in the world. This frosted cheerio has the most out smooth curves and just sparkles all the time and he immiediately falls in love with this frosted cheerio. So he walks up to the Frosted cheerio and says "Oh my goodness, you are the most beautifal frosted cheerio i have ever seen in my entire life, your just so stunning! Do you wanna marry me?" "Oh thats so sweet of you" said the Frosted Cheerio "but we could never be together because im a gorgous frosted cheerio and your just a normal cheerio". Determined, the Cheerio decides to clean up his act, goes and quits his job at the newsstand and applies for a job at applebees working his way up through the chain of command until a few months later when he finally is manage and becomes a Honey nut cheerio. He then goes to the Beautifal Frosted Cheerio and says "Look at me now! Im a Honey Nut cheerio and we can be together!" "Oh i do appreciate the effort" says the frosted cheerio "But im a frosted cheerio and your just a honey nut cheerio and i dont think it would work out". Even more determined, the honey nut cheerio decides to quit his job at the applebees and decides to go to college and after 8 years of intensive practice, the Honey nut cheerio finally has his Doctor's degree in Optomology and becomes a Frosted Cheerio. He then runs to the Frosted cheerio and says "Look! Im finally a frosted cheerio we can finally be together!" "Oh, Wow" says the beautifal frosted cheerio "Now we can be together!" The two frosted cheerios go on to have an incredibly happy marraige and are in the process of naming their first born child. The husband cheerio goes to the bookstore and buys a young cheerio name book, but after many hours of searching the book has no good names. So the husband goes all the way across the country to get an even bigger book of baby cheerio names and yet, they still cannot find a good name for the first born. Taking a break from finding the name of their first born child, the couple visits their local carnival and after going on many rides the wife becomes quite thirsty so she asks her husband " Honey, could you fetch me a glass of sprite? so the Husband goes to the Sprite line and he waits and waits but the line is just too long. "Im really sorry dear, but the sprite line was just too long" "Oh its fine honey you can just get me some Coke" Happy to get his wife some beverage the cheerio finds the coke line but yet again finds that the line is just too long. "Honey, Im really sorry but the coke line was just way too long" Dissapointed, but still thirst the wife says " Well i guess i could settle for some fruit punch" So the husband leaves but unfortunatly, There was no punch line. sweatdrop  

[Human Desires]

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a FUN-GI. (:  

[x-ohh_jennifer]

I Suck at jokes sad
But here are yo mama jokes? lol
1. Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

2.Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.

3.Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.

4.Yo mamma's so ugly, when she was a kid, she didn't have to wear a costume for Halloween

5.Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and it would make monster cookies!

OTHER JOKES...

It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter.

The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rules, and the wife ended up on a flight the day after her husband.

The husband made it down to Florida and arrived at his hotel. Upon getting to his room, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife back in Minneapolis an email.

Unfortunately, he didn't notice he had misspelled his wife's email address

In South Carolina, a widow had just returned from the funeral of her husband, a Methodist pastor of many years, who had been called to glory just a few days earlier.

She decided to check her email because she was expecting to hear from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first email, she let out a loud scream, fainted and fell to the floor.

The woman's son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor. He glanced up at the computer screen and saw the following email message:

To My Loving Wife: I've just been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival here tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.

Your Devoted Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.  

[yellow06]

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.  

[iiYO_LO_COOKIEii]

WHAT MOUTH IS IT MAY WHAT IS IT FOUR WHATS MY BABY BROTHER FAVUR SHOW STARWARS

PUT IT TOGETHER MAY THE FORTH BE WITH U HAHA LOL GET IT  

[pika ponyo]

there's a serial killer in the house!
normal people: CALL THE POLICE, GET OUT OF HERE!!
people in movies: lets go fined them!!

i have hair, my cat had hair, therefor im a cat.  

[Bariana]

x-ohh_jennifer

I love the last one rofl  

[Cat_oxox]

This is a Harry Potter Joke..

Harry Potter: Your white
Sirius Black: No,I'm black
Harry Potter: Stop Joking
Sirius Black: I'm Serious emotion_awesome  

[Cat_oxox]

Okay this is a bad joke..

What do two blonde girls do after they brush their hair..?







They Pull up their pants.. emotion_0A0