Joking for Gold Contest! ☺

[SUPAH KEWL]

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poke Her Face!  

[Horror Star]

Blonde Joke

So a blond goes to the doctors and says every were I touch hurts.. So the doctor examines her ans looks at her hand and said Well Your Finger is broken

Ik. Not that Funny.  

[Horror Star]

Another Blonde Joke

It was evening and the Neighbor was trimming his bushes and the Blonde walks outside to check her mail there is none and shshe goes back in. 5 mins later she goes back out to check her mail and notices there are none so the lady then comes out 10 mins later and checks the mail and there is none so the neighbor asked why she kept checkinh her mail she said cause my computer keeps saying You have mail..

I thought this one was pretty funny.  

[Horror Star]

Blonde Joke

So a blonde goes on who wants to be a millionaire shes ob the final question and the question was which bird does not make its own nest?
A. Robin
B. Sparrow
C.cuckoo
D. Thrush

The blonde thinks she knows it but she is not 100% sure so she said let me phone a friend
She calls her friend Maggie who is also a blonde and asked the same question and she said Duhh its Cuckoo then they hang up
She says C. And its right ahe won a million Dollars the next day she calls Maggie asking how she knew the question Ahe said well Cuckoos live in a clock  

[9zero9]

ok theres a lion and a cheetah they are raceing and the cheetah won so the lion says your a cheetah and the lion said na you lion  

[ReynaOwlan]

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino: el-if-i-no
.... Is dat funneh...? :3  

[iiJayz-x]

Wut do u get if u come across a pig n a cactus?????? A porky-pine smile  

[SLM_BOSS]

Dirty Joke :
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.
A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough."

inappropriate? my friend told me this joke and i thought this was funny so....yeah  

[xXxjoker-loverxXx]

boy: man, that was intense....

girl: LIKE THE FIRE AT THE CIRCUS!!!

((i really hope somebody gets it..))  

[x-Purple Hype-x]

wut do u call the avengers in a pacifc order
a B.I.T.C.H
B.lack widow I.ron Man.T.hor C.aptin America H.ulk  

[Kiiysh]

Ok so heres one...

Boy: *looks at VolksWagen* You know, this tiny car seems like it'd be electric.
Girl: Dude, its a nazi car. It runs on gas.
*ba dum tss* emotion_awesome  

[alicerosee]

A couple of guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them suddenly falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy quickly pulls out his cell phone and calls 911 for help. 911: "911, state the nature of your emergency,"
Guy: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" gasps the other guy.
911: "Just take it easy. I can help you," the operator says calmly. "First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back to the line and hurriedly asks, "OK, now what?"

I know it's bad xD  

[Fallopian Tubesock]

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

I hope this hasn't been posted. I can't take time to look through every page. xD  

[Fallopian Tubesock]

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

Tasteless, I know. xD But as before, I hope this hasn't been posted. I can't take time to look through every page.  

[Gearsofwar37213 Alpha]

yo mama is so fat i need to go in to a space rocket to get over her