-snort- what.......

Uh.... well this place is interesting... I think. I'm not sure, are we interesting white spaces between my words?

No..... really? We're not? Damn. I was hoping we were.

Well you heard the spaces, we're not interesting.

But we have cookies and everyone likes cookies don't they.

This guild is exactly what the name implies. A Spam Guild, also one to pitch ideas in. That's all. If you don't like it no one is forcing you to join.

As a matter of fact why the hells are you reading this in the first place, it wont give you any help on how to enter the guild.

You have to figure that out yourself. I can't give you an answer.I may be the guild leader but I'm not the only one in charge here. Just think about it. All it takes is a click of the button. You know, that join guild button.

Lost? Yeah me too. Why the hell am I still writing this.

The thing only gives me so many characters to use and I was going to see if I could use them all but I cant.

Anyway tell me what's your favorite game? Mine's Bioshock at the moment. There's just something about being in an enclosed environment like that that makes it fun to play. That and I get to shoot fire and lightning and bees and ice out of my ******** hand. Now that's awesome. Ooh and the soundtrack. Soundtrack rocks. Cohen's Scherzo is a great piece. Wanna find sheet music for that one so I can learn it.

And the Big Daddies, those guys are huge and they can kick your a**.

Hmm.. I'm done talking now. You can get your cookie and your badge saying you survived one of my long winded speeches.

Congrats, I managed not to talk you to death.