This one goes out from all the happy, satisfied guys who knew that what artists like Rubens and Rembrant liked to paint nude, also worked better in bed.
Fat girls rock in bed. They have some amazing skills.
(I can't complain about fat guys either, although I know there are individual differences)
I KNEW SOMEBODY
WHO OWNED A LIGHTER WITH A SKINNY GUY AND A FAT CHICK HAVING SEX
HE WAS HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAID, "HELP ME"
IT TELLS YOU SOMETHING ABOUT FAT CHICKS
You never know. A friend of mine said that a fat chick is the best ******** you will ever have. His logic was that they are so deprived (what with the fatness and all), that when they do get some they go nuts and pull some mad skills out (probably out from under one of their many chins). I personally dont know, and dont really want to find out.
Actually, this is quite true. Fat girls, being found unattractive by mainstream opinions, are more likely to work harder during sex. They know more tricks and will do more stuff than smaller girls. I mean, they have to do something to keep the partner interested. Just as long as they don't fall asleep on you, a la CSI.