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Jezelle

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Post: 6745589_1 created on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:10:21 +0000
Posted: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:10:21 +0000

wut do u do when you fart in public? do u say some thing or just walk away? if u say something wut do u say?

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Post: 6745589_2 created on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:11:58 +0000
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i dont remember the last time i've made an acknowledgable fart in public. i've mastered holding it in till its gone and releasing it slowly while clenching my butt cheeks with the right amount of force to allow only little tiny air bubbles out. one at a time. stare

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Post: 6745589_3 created on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:15:16 +0000
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I usually go to the mall when I have gas, I go to a bench and sit down next to someone and then force it out as hard as I can. I did that to an old man- he almost had a heart attack xd

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Post: 6745589_4 created on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:16:48 +0000
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i've never actually farted in public i cant remember to be honest this one time tho my sis went with me to this store the isle was full we could bearly move she letout a stinker and then it was empty lol

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Post: 6745589_5 created on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:19:21 +0000
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Post: 6745589_6 created on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:23:17 +0000
Posted: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:23:17 +0000

Jezelle

wut do u do when you fart in public? do u say some thing or just walk away? if u say something wut do u say?

i umm.. try to hold it in. blaugh

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Post: 6745589_7 created on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:23:39 +0000
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Post: 6745589_8 created on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:24:46 +0000
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uhh

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Post: 6745589_9 created on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:27:08 +0000
Posted: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:27:08 +0000

i love the "blame it on the dog" method but i like the farting at the mall guys better lol thanks for replying.

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Post: 6745589_10 created on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:28:04 +0000
Posted: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:28:04 +0000

Jezelle

i love the "blame it on the dog" method but i like the farting at the mall guys better lol thanks for replying.

I always used to blame it on my dog. And it always worked.

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Post: 6745589_11 created on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:36:33 +0000
Posted: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:36:33 +0000

Balisong

I usually go to the mall when I have gas, I go to a bench and sit down next to someone and then force it out as hard as I can. I did that to an old man- he almost had a heart attack xd

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL xd