"The Red Snake of Yogo"
Hibeki No Orochi
Location: dorms/ With: Chert and Jugs / Thinking: this is gonna be fun
...And as soon as that snake was well enough, it bit the old man.
And as the old man lay there dying he asked the snake,
'Why? I took care of you. I loved you. I saved your life.'...
Hibeki chuckled at Chert's comment about Mindy needing to work out. "she's right you know. Maybe if you worked out more you'd actually grow up into a real adult" she continued to tease. The naga grinned from ear to ear seeing the ditzy witch start to furious play with her breasts, making a grand show of herself in the process. "pegasus: record" she whispered, the magical device on her wrist starting to secretly record the delightful display for later prosperity. Hibeki didn't often use her pegasus, but it was times like these she was grateful they existed. "trust me, if it where possible to give your proportions to someone else I'd gladly help you do it" she said leering over at Chert, imagining her with breasts as big as Mindy's. She chuckled at the thought, as it actually looked hilariously awkward in her mind, seeing how Chert was usually as flat as a board. "and yeah I imagine it'd be annoying, having all that succulent flesh and being too much of a ditz to know what to do with it" she added with a chuckle, shaking her head a bit when the girl remarked about trading with her even.
As she picked up Chert the narcoleptic elf basically flopped limply against her. Seriously how did the elf live with that...what was it? Marcolipsy? Hibeki couldn't imagine it. Feeling the girl lazily hold on Hibeki gave a quick nod before heading off, giving Mindy a quick swat on the behind to tell her to keep up. "come on slow poke, we aint here to listen to you spew about your GPA" she said causually, glancing over her shoulder as the witch started to follow. "oh wah...trust me if I was really trying to bully you you wouldn't be walking right now" she said with a sigh, rolling her eyes as the girl started going on about how much she wanted to dress up as a maid. "how about this? You're gonna work off some of that jiggly rear of yours one way or the other, so how about a race? If we make it to board first, I'm gonna sign you up for a combat mission, then rip up the maid listing just for good measure. But if by some miracle you win, we'll go along with your little maid fetish" Hibeki proposed. However she didn't bother waiting for Mindy to respond, instead growing a few snakes out of her back to coil around Chert like a seat belt, and racing off towards the board at a gingerly pace, not her full speed, but probably faster than the ditzy witch could ever hope to run.
...And the snake looked the man right in the eye and said,
'You stupid old man. I'm a snake.'