waiting for date to pick me up and sweep

[cassie DiggerNick]

late dates are s**t

[claymore johnson v69]

sweaty hexmelt

claymores johnson

sweaty hexmelt

claymores johnson

sweaty hexmelt

claymores johnson

u didnt disappoint me here

jk it ain't even like that
i be like "w-wwould you h-have sex w/ me" all sweaty and shaking and s**t y'know

that's literally me except i'd be like ww-ww-would ulike 2 watch a mo-ovie or s-something

as the berries burst from my loincloth

tfw going for the tongue twister

me rn just fantasizing about that situation

holy s**t they are really late
time to kill myself aka cry, eat ice-cream, popcorn, steak, and play some dks2
wait nvm i think i'll wait a few more minutes maybe they'll come before i put myself into comatose from eating

idk what dks2 is but i say do it

also bcus ice cream popcorn and steak sounds 10/10 right now holy s**t

[sweaty heauxmeaux]

cassie DiggerNick

late dates are s**t

yeah
basically laying on the couch suited up but all for naught
going to strip down to my boxers in five minutes or so

[cassie DiggerNick]

sweaty hexmelt

cassie DiggerNick

late dates are s**t

yeah
basically laying on the couch suited up but all for naught
going to strip down to my boxers in five minutes or so

dont blame u at all
dates are already tense why show up late?
basic bitches man

[TEWG]

My date was always 30 or 60 minutes late.
I would always wait for him.
It felt nice since I'm always the last to be ready.

[sweaty heauxmeaux]

cassie DiggerNick

sweaty hexmelt

cassie DiggerNick

late dates are s**t

yeah
basically laying on the couch suited up but all for naught
going to strip down to my boxers in five minutes or so

dont blame u at all
dates are already tense why show up late?
basic bitches man

gr8
i just untucked my shirt and ******** up my cuffs and the door bell rings
******** this i'm going to pretend i'm not here idc if the car is out or if i made noises i'll be like meow and text her as i meow saying i went to a friends house
rt
nah i guess i'll tuck in my shirt, fix my cuffs, go and then kill her afterwards (semi-srs)

[sweaty heauxmeaux]

TEWG

My date was always 30 or 60 minutes late.
I would always wait for him.
It felt nice since I'm always the last to be ready.

she's here and i'm going to kill her
mauahwehajrqhjfaekdjajkwehrwkjwe

[cassie DiggerNick]

sweaty hexmelt

cassie DiggerNick

sweaty hexmelt

cassie DiggerNick

late dates are s**t

yeah
basically laying on the couch suited up but all for naught
going to strip down to my boxers in five minutes or so

dont blame u at all
dates are already tense why show up late?
basic bitches man

gr8
i just untucked my shirt and ******** up my cuffs and the door bell rings
******** this i'm going to pretend i'm not here idc if the car is out or if i made noises i'll be like meow and text her as i meow saying i went to a friends house
rt
nah i guess i'll tuck in my shirt, fix my cuffs, go and then kill her afterwards (semi-srs)

i hope she has a legit excuse otherwise pls kill her (100% srs)

[The Blood of the Covenant]

i'm impatient
homicide is bad usually
i hate lateness
dates are fun when you are already with htem
bullshit stinks

[TEWG]

sweaty hexmelt

TEWG

My date was always 30 or 60 minutes late.
I would always wait for him.
It felt nice since I'm always the last to be ready.

she's here and i'm going to kill her
mauahwehajrqhjfaekdjajkwehrwkjwe

Cover your tracks.