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Post: 13604187_1 created on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:49:03 +0000
Posted: Tue, 16 May 2006 07:49:03 +0000

BIODIESEL

Everybody knows that a mere mililiter of Vin Diesel's genetic material is enough to power a decent-sized city for half a decade alone. Imagine if we were to harness the power of Vin Diesel's biomatter into a fuel known as Biodiesel. We could power not only our cities, but our cars and other vehicles far into the forseeable future. And since Vin is immortal and constantly regenerating his genetic material, the supply is all but exhaustable.

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Post: 13604187_2 created on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:50:17 +0000
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Therefore, they are a greater source of energy than anything "Gay" "Gaysiel" can provide.

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Post: 13604187_3 created on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:50:30 +0000
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Yes, let's burn him.

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Post: 13604187_4 created on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:50:41 +0000
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You know what I fantasise about?

If we could harness the rage of GD flamers and the stupidity of trollery, we'd have an endless supply of fuel. Only problem is, exhaust fumes would smell really bad if cars ran on bullshit.

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Post: 13604187_5 created on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:51:32 +0000
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Murder Incorporated

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Therefore, they are a greater source of energy than anything "Gay" "Gaysiel" can provide.

Actually, that fact was blatantly stolen from the list of Vin Diesel facts. In reality, Chuck is but a man.

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Post: 13604187_6 created on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:52:26 +0000
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Veruniel

Yes, but listening to the screams of agony would be oh-so enjoyable.

I'm in lust with your sig. redface

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Post: 13604187_7 created on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:52:45 +0000
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corn!

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Post: 13604187_8 created on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:53:23 +0000
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I'm in lust with your sig. redface

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Post: 13604187_9 created on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:53:41 +0000
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Tesla and free energy FTW.

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Post: 13604187_10 created on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:54:07 +0000
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Cows.

Cows are going to save our asses.

You take the s**t that comes out, put it in a big anaerobic digester, leave it to stew for a while, collect the biogas (90% methane) off the top and burn it to heat the water to turn the turbine to make the energy!

1700 cows can power the whole of New York City for a week 3nodding

And, because you're burning methane (which is actually a bigger cause of global warming that Carbon Dioxide) you're getting rid of it and thus helping save your precious planet for a few years more biggrin

P.s The gas doesn't smell of s**t.

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Post: 13604187_11 created on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:55:00 +0000
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Tesla and free energy FTW.

I'm having Command and Conquer: Red Alert flashbacks...

No Charlie, don't go toward the base! NOOOO!!! Why Charlie, WHYYYYYY?! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! gonk

I'm okay, really. ninja