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Post: 14705407_1 created on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:50:22 +0000
Posted: Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:50:22 +0000

We're having cornish game hens for dinner, and I helped my mum prepare them.

Well, only one really. Mine.

I cut the bag open, pulled the hen out, ran it under the water and then I ******** around with it.

Have you ever seen a game hen dance? cool

I then proceded to finger rape it. rofl My hen is the loosest one now. I mean, I had to stick my fingers in it and pull the cavity apart a little so I could clean it, but whatever.

Then I brushed butter on 'er, and I DOUSED the damn thing. And then stuck the brush in it's cavity.

Mine's gunna be the BEST. cool All buttered and loose and yummy.

So GD, have you ever helped your parents cook?

Turkey, chicken, what have you?

Ever cleaned out a bird to eat?

>w<

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Post: 14705407_2 created on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:52:08 +0000
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I thought something with that title would attract more GDers...

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Post: 14705407_3 created on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:52:23 +0000
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I suck at cooking. The only thing I can cook is rice. mad

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Post: 14705407_4 created on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:52:54 +0000
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Emolicious Carebear

I suck at cooking. The only thing I can cook is rice. mad

Like, from scratch or the instant kind?

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Post: 14705407_5 created on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:53:31 +0000
Posted: Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:53:31 +0000

kinky.

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Post: 14705407_6 created on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:54:01 +0000
Posted: Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:54:01 +0000

biggrin

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Post: 14705407_7 created on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:54:15 +0000
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I'm training to be a chef, I cook five course meals on my own

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Post: 14705407_8 created on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:54:16 +0000
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Zoshii

kinky.

She said "no" but she knew she wanted it. mad

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Post: 14705407_9 created on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:54:48 +0000
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Tsukijuun

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I suck at cooking. The only thing I can cook is rice. mad

Like, from scratch or the instant kind?

From scratch, it's the only way we do it at home. I had to learn how to cook for a while, but then I forgot how to cook a lot of the things I was taught.

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Post: 14705407_10 created on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:54:56 +0000
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thats disgusting gonk

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Post: 14705407_11 created on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:55:30 +0000
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That turkey's a ******** slut :"/

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Post: 14705407_12 created on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:55:36 +0000
Posted: Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:55:36 +0000

Oh how they all adored him...

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Rawr. You know a cornish game hen
is just a baby chicken?

yeah.

..Beauty will last, when spiraled down