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Post: 15006113_1 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:34:31 +0000
Posted: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:34:31 +0000

Years of therapy will be needed. So when my hamster was still among the living, my brother liked to hold him. A lot. So much, he'd mope if I made him leave Monroe alone. And sometimes he liked to poke the hamster's buttcheeks. he said they felt soft and fuzzy. Not very fuzzy secause they were almost bald. But when I was looking for grooming tips, I came across a diagram. In the diagram, it showed that Monroe's so-called buttcheeks were really his testicles. So that would probably mean that my younger brother is a hamster molester. So, GD, has the internet revealed any ugly truths to you?

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Post: 15006113_2 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:35:41 +0000
Posted: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:35:41 +0000

rofl
Thats fricking funny.

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Post: 15006113_3 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:36:02 +0000
Posted: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:36:02 +0000

Tubgirl, Lemon Party, Goatse, Meatspin.
All things I could've done without in life.
D:

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Post: 15006113_4 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:36:14 +0000
Posted: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:36:14 +0000

Poor hamster. I think that's wrong...

...but hey, your brother didn't know, did he?

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Post: 15006113_5 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:36:46 +0000
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DDD:
Ew.

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Post: 15006113_6 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:37:10 +0000
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LvKyo

Poor hamster. I think that's wrong...

...but hey, your brother didn't know, did he?

He was feeling up my hamster. Even if he didn't know, his hands were all over the little guy.

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Post: 15006113_7 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:37:33 +0000
Posted: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:37:33 +0000

It only counts if your brother knew. I guess.

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Post: 15006113_8 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:37:38 +0000
Posted: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:37:38 +0000

You weren't supposed to know that those were hamster testicles!
Now you have to be killed.

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Post: 15006113_9 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:38:11 +0000
Posted: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:38:11 +0000

How come every single one of your thread titles has to have a sexual spin to it? I mean, I know you see that in GD all the time, but come on.

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Post: 15006113_10 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:38:43 +0000
Posted: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:38:43 +0000

Short Lived Romance

rofl
Thats fricking funny.

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Post: 15006113_11 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:40:36 +0000
Posted: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:40:36 +0000

Mephianse

How come every single one of your thread titles has to have a sexual spin to it? I mean, I know you see that in GD all the time, but come on.

They do? I don't always do that intentionally, sorry. But he really is a molester.

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Post: 15006113_12 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:40:47 +0000
Posted: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:40:47 +0000

That hampster must have had high self-esteem from being feeled up so much.

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Post: 15006113_13 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:41:20 +0000
Posted: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:41:20 +0000

Pics plz.

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Post: 15006113_14 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:41:50 +0000
Posted: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:41:50 +0000

Instantanious Fart

That hampster must have had high self-esteem from being feeled up so much.

He also masturbated often. He's been dead for months, but the stains won't come out.

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Post: 15006113_15 created on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:50:36 +0000
Posted: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:50:36 +0000

How does the hamster react?

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