Let me tell you a story from the olden days, back before color was invented and we a dog as out prime-minister.
It was Xmas eve, and my brother bought me some mexican foods as a present. I got the spicy wings. They were awesome, and way too hot. My mouth caught fire, and I developed a bad case of genital warts some how. It was bad enough. But what was worse, was the poops. The "fire poops". I sat on the toilet for like... half an hour with a bad case of the fire poops ON XMAS. It was bad sauce. Yeah, sauce is a good way to put it.
Anyways, if insanity is defined as somone doing the same thing multiple time and expecting a different result, does it make me insane to have bought more spicy wings and expected not to get the fire poops?
WELL I MUST BE. OH GOD MY a**. IT'S BURNING.
(discuss bad situations that you have been dumb enough to bring on yourselves.)