Jack Sparrow Plushies: Tremors of a Beginning Fad

[Manic Algae]

Seriously, I'm seeing these little McDonald's toys everywhere! They're a terrible likeness of him, yet everyone's flocking to get him. Yes, Jack Sparrow is the hottest pirate to fictionally sail the seven seas, but that thing is a mockery to his eyeliner-clad image. So why do fan girls/boys flock to get this pint-sized, wide-eyed, wedgie-induced hunk of cotton? I must know!

[kymetyme]

I hate PotC.

[Orpheus]

Jack Sparrow is gonna have plenty of buttsecks now. neutral What will all the sick, horny, 11 years old kids.

[Twyla Myn]

Damn those people that started saying "savvy" all the time thanks to him. mad

[Armitage_the_3rd]

Meh. Ninjas > Pirates, everybody knows that.

They should just make "Ninjas of the Carribean" and get it over with.

[Langsuir]

because they're fan boys/girls?

[Saddam a Go-Go]

[ Mr Roboto ]

I hate PotC.

heart
If you hate RHPS too..
You shall be my bride...

[Manic Algae]

Twyla Myn

Damn those people that started saying "savvy" all the time thanks to him. mad

And the walk! Frat boys were perfecting the walk years before this film. They weren't sexy back then, they were drunk off their arses! mad

[Soylent Mean]

It's MacDonalds.
Thats all. :]

[Manic Algae]

Armitage_the_3rd

Meh. Ninjas > Pirates, everybody knows that.

They should just make "Ninjas of the Carribean" and get it over with.

Shh! Don't give Eisner any ideas! ninja

[i(B)ubble (G)um (P)op!]

Because I wanna put him in my pants, like my friend JizzJazz did.



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[undisclosed]

pix plz?

i haven't seen these toys.

[Marquise du Soleil]

Because however bad the likeness is, it's easier to cuddle with a plushie than a picture, I guess. Fewer paper cuts. razz And I like saying "Savvy." Although I actually never do. sweatdrop But if the opportunity arose, I'd say it, and be very charming while doing so. xp

[undisclosed]

do they do Will Turner too ;D

[-Blind Guardian-]

I knew there was a reason I didn't go to see Pirates of the Caribbean 2.