ITT Apply to be Kasze's mistress/concubine.

[burger king kween]

i checked off most of the things but this is kind of absurd burning_eyes

[Lauc-Brege]

xLexC7x

Kasze

xLexC7x

I can do/be all of that AND put on makeup like Molly Ringwald in the Breakfast Club!

Interesting. What do you mean you "can" do/be all of that?

Sorry, I lied. I'm actually the exact opposite of everything you stated.

Truly now?

[Lauc-Brege]

common byzantine

Kasze

common byzantine

I can't speak 3 languages, Europe brought me up three dress sizes worth of muscle, I'm emotionally stable, and goddamn am I white. Can I apply to serve you toothpicked apple cubes instead.

I will sometimes carve the face of Thomas Jefferson into them because I know how much of a political boner you have for the guy.

I'll consider the vandalizing of my apple cubes with the countenance of a patriotic poet to be a personal touch.

Man you're too kind I'll do Hamilton sometimes.

You'll find my level of respect for Thomas Jefferson approaches my disdain for his autocratic Agrarian buttfarming.

[common byzantine]

Kasze

common byzantine

Kasze

common byzantine

I can't speak 3 languages, Europe brought me up three dress sizes worth of muscle, I'm emotionally stable, and goddamn am I white. Can I apply to serve you toothpicked apple cubes instead.

I will sometimes carve the face of Thomas Jefferson into them because I know how much of a political boner you have for the guy.

I'll consider the vandalizing of my apple cubes with the countenance of a patriotic poet to be a personal touch.

Man you're too kind I'll do Hamilton sometimes.

You'll find my level of respect for Thomas Jefferson approaches my disdain for his autocratic Agrarian buttfarming.

Hi I'm a medieval manor lord "I have a lot of food on my table I'm going to sample a lot of it while my crew eats pottage."

[burger king kween]

is this some lolita s**t? wanting a girl with a conservative father is kinda suspicious

[psykosia]

count me out.

[Lauc-Brege]

kool gurl 5000

is this some lolita s**t? wanting a girl with a conservative father is kinda suspicious

It's because I'm a leftist and I enjoy usurping traditional patriarchs.

[Lauc-Brege]

idiosynkrasia

count me out.

Being a concubine isn't your lot?

[Lauc-Brege]

kool gurl 5000

i checked off most of the things but this is kind of absurd burning_eyes

Absurdly well thought-out?

[Painting Roses]

about 16 of the 22 things you listed apply to me, but the thought of being a mistress or concubine doesnt seem appealing

[psykosia]

Kasze

idiosynkrasia

count me out.

Being a concubine isn't your lot?

yeah, i have a tendency to be the dominant one in a relationship, and also i failed your test with a score of 13/21. cat_smile

[Lauc-Brege]

Hierarchy of Needs

about 16 of the 22 things you listed apply to me, but the thought of being a mistress or concubine doesnt seem appealing

Concubines are respected and catered to, unless they object to special treatment.

[Lauc-Brege]

idiosynkrasia

Kasze

idiosynkrasia

count me out.

Being a concubine isn't your lot?

yeah, i have a tendency to be the dominant one in a relationship, and also i failed your test with a score of 13/21. cat_smile

Hm so I assumed. What were thee lost eight?

[Painting Roses]

Kasze

Hierarchy of Needs

about 16 of the 22 things you listed apply to me, but the thought of being a mistress or concubine doesnt seem appealing

Concubines are respected and catered to, unless they object to special treatment.

fair enough,

[psykosia]

Kasze

idiosynkrasia

Kasze

idiosynkrasia

count me out.

Being a concubine isn't your lot?

yeah, i have a tendency to be the dominant one in a relationship, and also i failed your test with a score of 13/21. cat_smile

Hm so I assumed. What were thee lost eight?

even that score result was fragile, because i assumed a lot / didn't understand everything.
like these two, my answers depend on if Russia is considered a part of the Europe or not.

Mild ethnic ambiguity.
Must speak 3+ languages, one non-European, one non-Romantic.

i also assume these were misses for me.

Jawline must display either regality or pixie-ness.
Must look good in more than three hair colors, short, medium, and long.
Pants size in Women's must be two or less.
Waist must be less than 24 inches.
Considerable disdain for men or masculine traits.
Absurdly hip and/or high class fashion sense.