DUDE. THATS MY MOM YOUR HITTIN' ON. DDD:,

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SO WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 YEARS OLD I WENT TO THIS TOYSTORE MY MOM WAS SITTIN' ON THE BENCH WHEN THIS 23 YEAR OLD SAT DOWN BESIDE HER.

HE'S ASK'D HER IF SHE'D LIKE TO GET DINNER TOGETHER.

SHE'S THINKING LIKE. WTF. IM 47 & MARRIED. BUT SHE SAID NO.

I COME BACK AND SAY. "OK MOM, LETS GO."

THE GUY WAS LIKE. ............... gonk AND LEFT.

rofl

TO BE HONEST MY MOM ISNT THAT PRETTY SHE WAS ALSO OVERWEIGHT BACK THEN. D:>

DISCUSS:
-PEOPLE HITTING ON YOUR MOM.
-YOUNG STUPID PEOPLE
-PEOPLE TRYING TO GET LAID
-CHEATING
-ETC.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YOUR MOM GET HIT ON?

[Bellameru]

Guy prolly
had a fat
fetish. Your
mommeh
could have been
Tubgirl!

[[E]rect[B]ananas[RAWR]]

It was probably a joke...
RAWR. o:

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Iodine Excuse

Guy prolly
had a fat
fetish. Your
mommeh
could have been
Tubgirl!

gonk

[darth_0m3g4]

yah ive seen my mum get hit on b4 but that was from my uncle on my fathers side hes an a** and a drunk.....its a bad combanation

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[E]rectananas[RAWR]

It was probably a joke...
RAWR. o:

I THINK IT WASNT. HE REALLY LOOKED SHOCKED.

[britt-chan]

If I ever saw my mom get hit on, I'd just be like "wtf?!"

[Rhapsodomy]

These guys at work are always saying "LIEK UR MOM IS SUCH A MILF"
I'm all, gonk

[Mako_Child]

gonk Ahhh, your mom?

[91napegoK]

This dude at the swimming pool was hitting on my mom in front of me, stare .

[Jeymz]

Holy crap, my mom got hit on when i was getting my haircut once. gonk

[Blackberry Sage]

I cant say i have....

[Blazefox1]

One time a man told my mother while we were in a birthday party that she is like an a rose on fire. I was like what. rofl

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Loquacity

These guys at work are always saying "LIEK UR MOM IS SUCH A MILF"
I'm all, gonk

gonk heart

[Gopherchuck]

My mom is 50, but she looks like she's 25-30. o__o

So yeah people hit on her a lot. >_>