come here if you have a long hard rubbery

[F U K K]

arm, cuz i can't reach the controler from under my bed gonk

[Little Miss Jax]

Since I can't lend you my arm, I recommend you find a long, hard, rubbery object that would do the trick. 3nodding

[Kaiju Koi]

I'm sorry.
I can't reach the real world from my internet connection.
Call me in about fifty years from now.

[Super Gayman]

Isoude

Since I can't lend you my arm, I recommend you find a long, hard, rubbery object that would do the trick. 3nodding

I can help.

[Trendmobile.]

I have something else hard and long. But hard and rubbery is kind of oxymoronic, isn't it?