-boom- Cat Attack!! D:

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Queer Crusader

Seven Seas of Rhye

Sometimes when cats get affectionate they bite, but I have a feeling that's not what you're talking about C:

Yeah, but this was like flying at my head.
FACE HUGGER-STYLE.

Haha, I had a cat who used to do something like that.

Except she was nice and she slept on my brother's face when he slept xD

On a side note, I have scars on my hand from one of my cats. I can't remember which.

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Cap-n Jack

my cat's usually really calm and mellow.

but one night, i let him in my room to sleep with me. bad idea. he got super horny i guess and started humping my sheets.

i was like, ''GTFO KITTY! scream gonk ''

Haha. *****.

My cat started clawing at my door like a week ago when I was trying to sleep. And I let him in. And then he didn't want to sleep. I couldn't let him stay, though.

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My Night Sky

My cat Madrox loves to have his stomach rubbed; like a dog does.
Well, after about 30 seconds of you doing this, he decides he's doing to freak out on you.
He'll bite your hand, and once he's got a good hold of it, he'll use his back legs to kick you.
After you get away from him, he gets all lovey dovey, and gets up near your face and farts.
My old cat, Patches, would sit up on the fridge, and when he was mad at you he'd drop things on your head.
Once he was being a b***h, and my mom called him fat, and he tried to knock a coffee pot on her head.

You have very violent pets.
rofl