Okay, so I haven't slept in twenty three hours. I was getting incredibly bored so I went outside and tried to sleep in the hammock. Well, Murphy's Law. The dogs started barking, and my dad walked out, picked up the dogs, went back inside and locked me out side. It was fifty degrees out there. A half hour later he walked back out, nude this time, and sat in the hammock. "PUT SOME DAMNED CLOTHING ON!" He got out of the hammock and went inside. Then he came back out "I'm going to sleep in my office!" Kay then..."Huh? Oh...um...whatever." Now I feel guilty AND I have the mental image of his a** gonk .
Disscuss
Fathers
Sleep deprivation
Guilt
hammocks
THE HORROR OF A NAKED FIFTY YEAR OLD MAN!