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Rordan said that my beef was so undercooked that a veterinarian could still save it. Do you think that's true? I just wanted to learn to make better cookies! Why is this so hard?


Hi Rina!!!

Well, I have great news! We can pick up some Moonshine from the stores and get the beef drunk so it'll be Japanese anime-style beef. Since it's still alive enough for a veterinarian, it should be alive enough for intoxication. There is a silver lining in EVERYTHING. Even in beef as undercooked as this.

Also, any chance you could ask for Kanoko to make a visit? She's my favorite Gaia gal, and I sent her a Friends request, but alas I was spurned. I promise despite my mask I am not a cereal killer. I wouldn't DREAM of harming Trix, even though it's marketed as only for kids and I can't have any. sad
What came first, the chicken or the egg? It hardly matters, because you can't cook either one without scorching the entire meal! You are absolute rubbish!


Why cook medium well or well done when you can have EXTRA CRISPY?!!??

Solve the problem of going to a culinary academy by simply using a flamethrower. Worked for me!
Service please!


It's SELF-SERVICE! You pick up a plate, sweep the ashes onto it with a broom, then eat. A five-star dining establishment with a COMPLETELY new concept! You should try it!

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Very true, Dlin! xd

I would stay logged in to Gaia if I could just to watch this, but I am short on time. But if I could, I would make popcorn for this, because of the sheer entertainment value. I have to check back later to see how long it goes on.

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Rordan said that my beef was so undercooked that a veterinarian could still save it. Do you think that's true? I just wanted to learn to make better cookies! Why is this so hard?


Hi Rina!!!

Well, I have great news! We can pick up some Moonshine from the stores and get the beef drunk so it'll be Japanese anime-style beef. Since it's still alive enough for a veterinarian, it should be alive enough for intoxication. There is a silver lining in EVERYTHING. Even in beef as undercooked as this.

Also, any chance you could ask for Kanoko to make a visit? She's my favorite Gaia gal, and I sent her a Friends request, but alas I was spurned. I promise despite my mask I am not a cereal killer. I wouldn't DREAM of harming Trix, even though it's marketed as only for kids and I can't have any. sad
What came first, the chicken or the egg? It hardly matters, because you can't cook either one without scorching the entire meal! You are absolute rubbish!


Why cook medium well or well done when you can have EXTRA CRISPY?!!??

Solve the problem of going to a culinary academy by simply using a flamethrower. Worked for me!
Service please!


It's SELF-SERVICE! You pick up a plate, sweep the ashes onto it with a broom, then eat. A five-star dining establishment with a COMPLETELY new concept! You should try it!
C'mon guys, I expected betta'

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? It hardly matters, because you can't cook either one without scorching the entire meal! You are absolute rubbish!


Why cook medium well or well done when you can have EXTRA CRISPY?!!??

Solve the problem of going to a culinary academy by simply using a flamethrower. Worked for me!
Service please!


It's SELF-SERVICE! You pick up a plate, sweep the ashes onto it with a broom, then eat. A five-star dining establishment with a COMPLETELY new concept! You should try it!
C'mon guys, I expected betta'


Alright, my good man, you convinced me. You sit down and I'll don the crisp waiter's suit and get a broom to sweep up the highest quality cow ashes, a 6 oz filet mignon, (or what used to be one,) with some sizzling mashed potatoes and some detoxified hemlock, more commonly known as Diet Pepsi.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? It hardly matters, because you can't cook either one without scorching the entire meal! You are absolute rubbish!


Why cook medium well or well done when you can have EXTRA CRISPY?!!??

Solve the problem of going to a culinary academy by simply using a flamethrower. Worked for me!
Service please!


It's SELF-SERVICE! You pick up a plate, sweep the ashes onto it with a broom, then eat. A five-star dining establishment with a COMPLETELY new concept! You should try it!
C'mon guys, I expected betta'


Alright, my good man, you convinced me. You sit down and I'll don the crisp waiter's suit and get a broom to sweep up the highest quality cow ashes, a 6 oz filet mignon, (or what used to be one,) with some sizzling mashed potatoes and some detoxified hemlock, more commonly known as Diet Pepsi.
touch it, all of you touch it, it's RAAWW!! Get out, come here, look at me ...GET OUT!

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Very true, Dlin! xd

I would stay logged in to Gaia if I could just to watch this, but I am short on time. But if I could, I would make popcorn for this, because of the sheer entertainment value. I have to check back later to see how long it goes on.

ninja


OMG Sensedog!!! And you're on your way out!

When you come back, popcorn's on me.

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Service please!


It's SELF-SERVICE! You pick up a plate, sweep the ashes onto it with a broom, then eat. A five-star dining establishment with a COMPLETELY new concept! You should try it!
C'mon guys, I expected betta'


Alright, my good man, you convinced me. You sit down and I'll don the crisp waiter's suit and get a broom to sweep up the highest quality cow ashes, a 6 oz filet mignon, (or what used to be one,) with some sizzling mashed potatoes and some detoxified hemlock, more commonly known as Diet Pepsi.
touch it, all of you touch it, it's RAAWW!! Get out, come here, look at me ...GET OUT!


How can something be raw after I pumped it full of burning napalm? How could the flamethrower construction industry have screwed up this much?!?!?!

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Service please!


It's SELF-SERVICE! You pick up a plate, sweep the ashes onto it with a broom, then eat. A five-star dining establishment with a COMPLETELY new concept! You should try it!
C'mon guys, I expected betta'


Alright, my good man, you convinced me. You sit down and I'll don the crisp waiter's suit and get a broom to sweep up the highest quality cow ashes, a 6 oz filet mignon, (or what used to be one,) with some sizzling mashed potatoes and some detoxified hemlock, more commonly known as Diet Pepsi.
touch it, all of you touch it, it's RAAWW!! Get out, come here, look at me ...GET OUT!


How can something be raw after I pumped it full of burning napalm? How could the flamethrower construction industry have screwed up this much?!?!?!

Rordan said that my beef was so undercooked that a veterinarian could still save it. Do you think that's true? I just wanted to learn to make better cookies! Why is this so hard?

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C'mon guys, I expected betta'


Alright, my good man, you convinced me. You sit down and I'll don the crisp waiter's suit and get a broom to sweep up the highest quality cow ashes, a 6 oz filet mignon, (or what used to be one,) with some sizzling mashed potatoes and some detoxified hemlock, more commonly known as Diet Pepsi.
touch it, all of you touch it, it's RAAWW!! Get out, come here, look at me ...GET OUT!


How can something be raw after I pumped it full of burning napalm? How could the flamethrower construction industry have screwed up this much?!?!?!

Rordan said that my beef was so undercooked that a veterinarian could still save it. Do you think that's true? I just wanted to learn to make better cookies! Why is this so hard?


Beef is good incinerated.

Flowers are good un-incinerated.

I can see how you made a mistake!

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Service please!


It's SELF-SERVICE! You pick up a plate, sweep the ashes onto it with a broom, then eat. A five-star dining establishment with a COMPLETELY new concept! You should try it!
C'mon guys, I expected betta'


Alright, my good man, you convinced me. You sit down and I'll don the crisp waiter's suit and get a broom to sweep up the highest quality cow ashes, a 6 oz filet mignon, (or what used to be one,) with some sizzling mashed potatoes and some detoxified hemlock, more commonly known as Diet Pepsi.
touch it, all of you touch it, it's RAAWW!! Get out, come here, look at me ...GET OUT!


How can something be raw after I pumped it full of burning napalm? How could the flamethrower construction industry have screwed up this much?!?!?!
touch it, all of you touch it, it's RAAWW!! Get out, come here, look at me ...GET OUT!

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Okay, fun is fun... but this is the Exchange and I'm supposed to stay on topic. Please stop? sweatdrop

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C'mon guys, I expected betta'


Alright, my good man, you convinced me. You sit down and I'll don the crisp waiter's suit and get a broom to sweep up the highest quality cow ashes, a 6 oz filet mignon, (or what used to be one,) with some sizzling mashed potatoes and some detoxified hemlock, more commonly known as Diet Pepsi.
touch it, all of you touch it, it's RAAWW!! Get out, come here, look at me ...GET OUT!


How can something be raw after I pumped it full of burning napalm? How could the flamethrower construction industry have screwed up this much?!?!?!
touch it, all of you touch it, it's RAAWW!! Get out, come here, look at me ...GET OUT!


Get "Burning Down the House" by Talking Heads. I promise it'll give your culinary career the inspiration to ascend to peaks of Mt Everest, even beyond where it is now!!!!

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Okay, fun is fun... but this is the Exchange and I'm supposed to stay on topic. Please stop? sweatdrop


Oops! Stopping. X_x

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C'mon guys, I expected betta'


Alright, my good man, you convinced me. You sit down and I'll don the crisp waiter's suit and get a broom to sweep up the highest quality cow ashes, a 6 oz filet mignon, (or what used to be one,) with some sizzling mashed potatoes and some detoxified hemlock, more commonly known as Diet Pepsi.
touch it, all of you touch it, it's RAAWW!! Get out, come here, look at me ...GET OUT!


How can something be raw after I pumped it full of burning napalm? How could the flamethrower construction industry have screwed up this much?!?!?!
touch it, all of you touch it, it's RAAWW!! Get out, come here, look at me ...GET OUT!


Get "Burning Down the House" by Talking Heads. I promise it'll give your culinary career the inspiration to ascend to peaks of Mt Everest, even beyond where it is now!!!!
touch it, all of you touch it, it's RAAWW!! Get out, come here, look at me ...GET OUT!

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