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Post: 90156323_1 created on Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:36:51 +0000
Posted: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:36:51 +0000

This girl I hooked up with back home likes to sext and I'll describe one of her erotic fantasies to her and stuff and I know she likes it and then all she says is "I rub your c**k" and i'm like "wtf." where is the imagination gonk

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Post: 90156323_2 created on Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:38:33 +0000
Posted: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:38:33 +0000

Now that is just awful.

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Post: 90156323_3 created on Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:39:05 +0000
Posted: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:39:05 +0000

hit with the wizard robes and hat
and then break up with her

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Post: 90156323_4 created on Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:41:18 +0000
Posted: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:41:18 +0000

At least she gives input
I am sick of being the Marcel Proust of talking about what I am going to do with my d**k

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Post: 90156323_5 created on Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:41:23 +0000
Posted: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:41:23 +0000

ecstasy frost

hit with the wizard robes and hat
and then break up with her

I could roleplay ******** gandolph and all she will say is "I straddle your staff"

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Post: 90156323_6 created on Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:45:59 +0000
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Now that is just awful.

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Post: 90156323_7 created on Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:46:40 +0000
Posted: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:46:40 +0000

not as bad as me
I can't do it
I will just respond with
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Post: 90156323_8 created on Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:47:06 +0000
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Chocolate Pope

I am sick of being the Marcel Proust of talking about what I am going to do with my d**k

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Post: 90156323_9 created on Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:47:27 +0000
Posted: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:47:27 +0000

I'd be in her shoes.
More of a doer, less of a dreamer.

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Post: 90156323_10 created on Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:47:42 +0000
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Chocolate Pope

At least she gives input
I am sick of being the Marcel Proust of talking about what I am going to do with my d**k

hahaha

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Post: 90156323_11 created on Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:48:18 +0000
Posted: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:48:18 +0000

Inconsiderate af

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Post: 90156323_12 created on Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:48:25 +0000
Posted: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:48:25 +0000

It really does. It's like a form of masturbation because the other is lazy or just s**t at it. It's like whatever I'll go jerk it an be more satisfied than deal with this Anne rice porn novel I'm belting out