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It’s summer time, and I realize that many of you like to have some of this so-called “fun in the sun.” Accordingly, I've decided to authorize an official aquatic-based soiree.

All interested parties are cordially invited to our Beach Party, which will run from now through much of July.

Be forewarned that I will not tolerate any of the following: swimming within 30 minutes of eating, teasing the sharks, kicking sand in others’ faces, building suggestive sand castles, drinking mature refreshments, novelty shark fin hats, or any snacks with mustard. And most importantly: APPROPRIATE BEACH ATTIRE IS REQUIRED!

Have fun (within reason).

- Dean Dean

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