lonelysoul
this person who is calling other vampires dumb, weak , and UGLY, Thinks he's a BAMF when if you look through our history we are not anything that he says we are...
1st. We are not weak we have been around since the start of time
2nd. We are not dumb, if anyone has been paying attention to the older vampires many are extremely book smart and something tells me that in order to survive for hundreds of years one must wise in order to adapt to the up in coming times.
3rd. We are not ugly. Vampires have been known to seduce their victims and remain ageless, and seeming forever young in the eyes of humans.
I must say before anyone starts with the whole twilight excuse I care less for that whole thing I'm speaking about the vampires of Anne Rice and those before her.
Sigh.
1. I don't think I have to say anything about this one.
2. Dumb? Well, I don't know if I'd say that, since intelligence doesn't matter when you're saying you're a vampire. If anything should be questioned, it's sanity, not intelligence.
3. Um, you do know that vampires are corpses, right? And you do know that corpses tend to decay over time, don't you? This whole idea of vampires being beautiful to seduce victims is modern fiction, and nothing more than that. You've even gone so far as to acknowledge Anne Rice for it.
The perception of vampires had been botched before Twilight was published, thanks to hopeless romantics who find necrophilia attractive. But, what the hell? I'll humor you guys. If you really are vampires, I have some questions.
#1. What does sunlight do for you? How do you feel walking around during the day?
#2. Do you have fangs?
#3. Is there any truth behind the idea of "dead blood" and that vampires can't drink it?
