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Fashionable Vampire
15,875 Points
- 100
fart and hope it dies from the fumes. | 14.6% | [ 7 ] | |
try and stab it with a fork. you're craving hippo meat. | 8.3% | [ 4 ] | |
collapse to the ground and sob, hoping it takes pity on you. | 8.3% | [ 4 ] | |
jump on its back and call it your trusty steed. | 39.6% | [ 19 ] | |
throw your younger sibling at it as a sacrificial offering. | 29.2% | [ 14 ] | |
Total Votes: | [ 48 ] |
Fashionable Vampire
Romantic Gawker