Flashy Mantis
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- Posted: Wed, 01 May 2013 23:34:13 +0000
Hey there you sexy writer who's gonna help me with my script. 4laugh
I'm new,2 weeks ago I did a joke on a theater with 600 people
I liked it so i signed up for this high school event this friday "Its a comedy"
It is the cinco de mayo
And Its gonna be this friday,I hope its not a mistake
Here's my script.
Music* On stage Lights off*
"Spanish script of welcome and hello(havent wrote one yet,gonna get help from a friend tommorow)"
Before I start I would like to thank Mr.**** and ******* bilingual club for bringing life into this event.
I'm from Iraq And I came here three months ago so you may have a problem with my accent. But to say
Nobody Should EVER apologize about his accent,If you're Asian,Mexican or Iraqi!.
Today I'm gonna talk about Smartphones .
By the way I don't know If I'll ever mention again but I'm wearing a mexican hat,Yeah no big deal Its still a normal day the earth still rotates around the sun yeah,ok
*This is something in humor called Repetition If its not funny the first time,Second if not,Third*
Okay soo smartphones
The little guys that likes to sit in your pocket and CAN DO MORE THAN YOU
The average smartphone is smarter than Apollo 11's guidance computer
And you use it for Cat videos and instagram, YAAAY
لا يا حبيبي لا امشي ولي منا
Ohh sorry I got lost in translation
*Not sure about this Please I could really use your opinions*
The first thing I Wanna talk about is the "I have someone more important to talk to"
I'll demonstrate
Youre sitting with a friend Having a conversation with a friend
*I want to say something funny like"I like potatoes and tomatoes"
and suddenly your friend pulls something out of his pants
Whooops DISCONNECTED
Thats it,No signs of human intelligence,Brain not functioning
Dude thats RUDE,alot of People don't know that but IT IS RUDE,really rude
*This will be funny,A friend calls me and I tell the audience to hold on,But again I want your opinun*
Mannn Thats Bad Don't Do that.
I'm still wearing a mexican Hat.
Okay soo another thing I'm going to talk about today is relationships through technology
People be like Hey Yo Wanna Be My GF
What the Firetruck
They don't even say Girlfriend.GF do you mean your grandfather
*what else can GF refer to*
And by the way what do you think about my mexican hat.
And another situation,A guy breaks up with His Girlfriend In A TEXT
WHAT THEE
Let me demonstrate
guy texts
Hey,Its over
Girl WHAT YOU UNGRATEFUL a**
I SLEPT WITH ALL YOUR BEST FRIENDS
Guy says:I were talking about the movie
Texting is for cowards....
Alright sooo have a nice cinco de mayo,Did i mention I'm wearing a mexican hat.
Okay guys have a wonderful day....
I'm gonna video tape it and post it on youtube so my Other friends can see it
If you help I'll give you credit on stage and thank you
Of course I'll post the video here if i did it
I'm new,2 weeks ago I did a joke on a theater with 600 people
I liked it so i signed up for this high school event this friday "Its a comedy"
It is the cinco de mayo
And Its gonna be this friday,I hope its not a mistake
Here's my script.
Music* On stage Lights off*
"Spanish script of welcome and hello(havent wrote one yet,gonna get help from a friend tommorow)"
Before I start I would like to thank Mr.**** and ******* bilingual club for bringing life into this event.
I'm from Iraq And I came here three months ago so you may have a problem with my accent. But to say
Nobody Should EVER apologize about his accent,If you're Asian,Mexican or Iraqi!.
Today I'm gonna talk about Smartphones .
By the way I don't know If I'll ever mention again but I'm wearing a mexican hat,Yeah no big deal Its still a normal day the earth still rotates around the sun yeah,ok
*This is something in humor called Repetition If its not funny the first time,Second if not,Third*
Okay soo smartphones
The little guys that likes to sit in your pocket and CAN DO MORE THAN YOU
The average smartphone is smarter than Apollo 11's guidance computer
And you use it for Cat videos and instagram, YAAAY
لا يا حبيبي لا امشي ولي منا
Ohh sorry I got lost in translation
*Not sure about this Please I could really use your opinions*
The first thing I Wanna talk about is the "I have someone more important to talk to"
I'll demonstrate
Youre sitting with a friend Having a conversation with a friend
*I want to say something funny like"I like potatoes and tomatoes"
and suddenly your friend pulls something out of his pants
Whooops DISCONNECTED
Thats it,No signs of human intelligence,Brain not functioning
Dude thats RUDE,alot of People don't know that but IT IS RUDE,really rude
*This will be funny,A friend calls me and I tell the audience to hold on,But again I want your opinun*
Mannn Thats Bad Don't Do that.
I'm still wearing a mexican Hat.
Okay soo another thing I'm going to talk about today is relationships through technology
People be like Hey Yo Wanna Be My GF
What the Firetruck
They don't even say Girlfriend.GF do you mean your grandfather
*what else can GF refer to*
And by the way what do you think about my mexican hat.
And another situation,A guy breaks up with His Girlfriend In A TEXT
WHAT THEE
Let me demonstrate
guy texts
Hey,Its over
Girl WHAT YOU UNGRATEFUL a**
I SLEPT WITH ALL YOUR BEST FRIENDS
Guy says:I were talking about the movie
Texting is for cowards....
Alright sooo have a nice cinco de mayo,Did i mention I'm wearing a mexican hat.
Okay guys have a wonderful day....
I'm gonna video tape it and post it on youtube so my Other friends can see it
If you help I'll give you credit on stage and thank you
Of course I'll post the video here if i did it
Flashy Mantis rolled 20 100-sided dice:
73, 39, 36, 92, 53, 40, 3, 50, 72, 10, 50, 71, 74, 51, 46, 32, 11, 35, 91, 63
Total: 992 (20-2000)
