Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass
*dumps empty cup upon your head.
Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass
*dumps empty cup upon your head.
Thank you, thank you, thank ver-- OOF!
Goddamnit, they don't make tables like they used to.
Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic You're more than amazing you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic when i look at you and say:
"Red solo cup, you're not just a cup. (No, no, God no!) You're my, you're my (friend?) friend. (life long!)
Thank you for being my friend."
Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass
*dumps empty cup upon your head.
Well, then.
HOT DAMN
A red solo cup is cheap and disposable
And in 14 years they are decomposable
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddie-Mac can kiss my a**. Woo!
Good lord, I am loving this event! cat_twistedcat_rofl