Am I The Only One Who Enjoyed The New Splatterhouse Game?

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So tell me Jason, where did you get your Machete? Oh and if i come visit your forest will you give me one? I'm a true fan of Friday The 13Th. 3nodding Yes. I've watched a couple times.
(By ''a couple of times'' i mean like 50 times)

Uhh...*Thinks about it for a moment* I got it from my mom...It's the machete that Alice used to kill my mother...*Stays silent for a moment*

I guess i would,as long as you don't come dressed as your avatar,Or worse.I'd also appreciate it if you didn't dry hump and/or rape me with an nonexistent p***s.Yeah that'd be nicccceeeee....

No worries. I don't have such a thing. I was planning to bring some victims but i thought that you would like to handle it on your own. I get you. I wish my mom would buy me a machete. I've never touched one in my life. I just want to hold one. Is it heavy? I'm just curious. I'm not a freak. Maybe a little... Oh and i wouldn't come in this outfit. I would come in an comfortable outfit that i don't usually wear cause i don't want to get blood stains on my nice ones.

That's great.For once i don't have to worry.And it would be nice to bring victims.Not many people come around during the winter so it's rather boring here.And it is heavy,I had to get used to holding it when i was younger,But since i was so mad and upset it helped some.And what's wrong with blood stains on nice clothes?.It adds an amazing effect that you can't buy from the store!.

Okay, okay. Note to self, Note to self. Mmmmm... Yes well i suppose it does help when it is heavy because of the fraction on peoples heads and stuff. Yes, well, i wouldn't want blood stains on THESE clothes because i worked my a** off for these. Just for the record i got hacked 3 times. If i had a machete i would of probably killed the hackers by now. Anyways, i'll bring some normal clothes. Actually, i'll bring my favorite clothes because bloods stains do sound like a cool effect. And people won't mess with me no more. Okay, so about the victims, what kind do you want? Female, Male, pre-teens or teens? Reply?

Uh huh.....Female and Male teenagers would be nice,I'd appreciate it.I don't see a point of killing little pre-teens.They're too stupid to realize how bad sex is.But than again teenagers are the same way....Hmmph.

Its a tough choice, i know. I know a 12 year old who's pregnant with....Her cousin. Thats just the wrongest thing i have ever heard. I don't think i believe her. I believe she is pregnant because i have proof but she isn't pregnant with her cousin. Oh an if i come visit, there is no need to clean your room. smile I know you love me right? Haha. So what have you been up to lately?

[beep_101]

Yha you are IT SUCKED!

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No worries. I don't have such a thing. I was planning to bring some victims but i thought that you would like to handle it on your own. I get you. I wish my mom would buy me a machete. I've never touched one in my life. I just want to hold one. Is it heavy? I'm just curious. I'm not a freak. Maybe a little... Oh and i wouldn't come in this outfit. I would come in an comfortable outfit that i don't usually wear cause i don't want to get blood stains on my nice ones.

That's great.For once i don't have to worry.And it would be nice to bring victims.Not many people come around during the winter so it's rather boring here.And it is heavy,I had to get used to holding it when i was younger,But since i was so mad and upset it helped some.And what's wrong with blood stains on nice clothes?.It adds an amazing effect that you can't buy from the store!.

Okay, okay. Note to self, Note to self. Mmmmm... Yes well i suppose it does help when it is heavy because of the fraction on peoples heads and stuff. Yes, well, i wouldn't want blood stains on THESE clothes because i worked my a** off for these. Just for the record i got hacked 3 times. If i had a machete i would of probably killed the hackers by now. Anyways, i'll bring some normal clothes. Actually, i'll bring my favorite clothes because bloods stains do sound like a cool effect. And people won't mess with me no more. Okay, so about the victims, what kind do you want? Female, Male, pre-teens or teens? Reply?

Uh huh.....Female and Male teenagers would be nice,I'd appreciate it.I don't see a point of killing little pre-teens.They're too stupid to realize how bad sex is.But than again teenagers are the same way....Hmmph.

Its a tough choice, i know. I know a 12 year old who's pregnant with....Her cousin. Thats just the wrongest thing i have ever heard. I don't think i believe her. I believe she is pregnant because i have proof but she isn't pregnant with her cousin. Oh an if i come visit, there is no need to clean your room. smile I know you love me right? Haha. So what have you been up to lately?

That's ******** disgusting.She's only saying that cause she thinks she looks "Cooler" And how do you know she's pregnant?.She could be fat..Ya know....And duuude my room is a mess.You'd be tripping on everything!.And then you'd ******** up my s**t and id be depressed.

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Yha you are IT SUCKED!

First learn proper grammar and spelling before speaking to me or replying to this thread.

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No worries. I don't have such a thing. I was planning to bring some victims but i thought that you would like to handle it on your own. I get you. I wish my mom would buy me a machete. I've never touched one in my life. I just want to hold one. Is it heavy? I'm just curious. I'm not a freak. Maybe a little... Oh and i wouldn't come in this outfit. I would come in an comfortable outfit that i don't usually wear cause i don't want to get blood stains on my nice ones.

That's great.For once i don't have to worry.And it would be nice to bring victims.Not many people come around during the winter so it's rather boring here.And it is heavy,I had to get used to holding it when i was younger,But since i was so mad and upset it helped some.And what's wrong with blood stains on nice clothes?.It adds an amazing effect that you can't buy from the store!.

Okay, okay. Note to self, Note to self. Mmmmm... Yes well i suppose it does help when it is heavy because of the fraction on peoples heads and stuff. Yes, well, i wouldn't want blood stains on THESE clothes because i worked my a** off for these. Just for the record i got hacked 3 times. If i had a machete i would of probably killed the hackers by now. Anyways, i'll bring some normal clothes. Actually, i'll bring my favorite clothes because bloods stains do sound like a cool effect. And people won't mess with me no more. Okay, so about the victims, what kind do you want? Female, Male, pre-teens or teens? Reply?

Uh huh.....Female and Male teenagers would be nice,I'd appreciate it.I don't see a point of killing little pre-teens.They're too stupid to realize how bad sex is.But than again teenagers are the same way....Hmmph.

Its a tough choice, i know. I know a 12 year old who's pregnant with....Her cousin. Thats just the wrongest thing i have ever heard. I don't think i believe her. I believe she is pregnant because i have proof but she isn't pregnant with her cousin. Oh an if i come visit, there is no need to clean your room. smile I know you love me right? Haha. So what have you been up to lately?

That's ******** disgusting.She's only saying that cause she thinks she looks "Cooler" And how do you know she's pregnant?.She could be fat..Ya know....And duuude my room is a mess.You'd be tripping on everything!.And then you'd ******** up my s**t and id be depressed.

No. When you're fat you have ''flab''. Her belly is all round and big. She's always been skinny as a tooth pick. Oh and i wouldn't step everywhere. I would just stand in the corner. Observing. And i forgot to mention something. I think she was r-a-p-e-d.

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Okay, okay. Note to self, Note to self. Mmmmm... Yes well i suppose it does help when it is heavy because of the fraction on peoples heads and stuff. Yes, well, i wouldn't want blood stains on THESE clothes because i worked my a** off for these. Just for the record i got hacked 3 times. If i had a machete i would of probably killed the hackers by now. Anyways, i'll bring some normal clothes. Actually, i'll bring my favorite clothes because bloods stains do sound like a cool effect. And people won't mess with me no more. Okay, so about the victims, what kind do you want? Female, Male, pre-teens or teens? Reply?

Uh huh.....Female and Male teenagers would be nice,I'd appreciate it.I don't see a point of killing little pre-teens.They're too stupid to realize how bad sex is.But than again teenagers are the same way....Hmmph.

Its a tough choice, i know. I know a 12 year old who's pregnant with....Her cousin. Thats just the wrongest thing i have ever heard. I don't think i believe her. I believe she is pregnant because i have proof but she isn't pregnant with her cousin. Oh an if i come visit, there is no need to clean your room. smile I know you love me right? Haha. So what have you been up to lately?

That's ******** disgusting.She's only saying that cause she thinks she looks "Cooler" And how do you know she's pregnant?.She could be fat..Ya know....And duuude my room is a mess.You'd be tripping on everything!.And then you'd ******** up my s**t and id be depressed.

No. When you're fat you have ''flab''. Her belly is all round and big. She's always been skinny as a tooth pick. Oh and i wouldn't step everywhere. I would just stand in the corner. Observing. And i forgot to mention something. I think she was r-a-p-e-d.

.....Oh well,I'm not used to seeing pregnant woman.Most of them are smart enough not to risk their lives and their children's lives going to Camp Crystal Lake once they find out about the "Rumors".And like i care if she was ever skinny.And how the hell would you manage to get to a corner?...Jesus.

Also i found it funny that she was "raped".It was her own stupidity's fault and therefore i will not feel sympathetic.She probably wanted the boy to rape her.I wouldn't be surprised knowing how retarded pre-teens are nowadays.Why can't they be bullies like they were when i was younger?.That's much better then ******** with every "Cute" person they see.Sickening world isn't it?.

[Evataph]

I've been wanting to get this, but I think I'll wait till it's like $10-15.

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Evataph

I've been wanting to get this, but I think I'll wait till it's like $10-15.

Well,I don't think you should.That'll be awhiles away.It's well worth the fifty bucks.Hell i was surprised it wasn't more.

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Evataph

I've been wanting to get this, but I think I'll wait till it's like $10-15.

Well,I don't think you should.That'll be awhiles away.It's well worth the fifty bucks.Hell i was surprised it wasn't more.

I won't mind waiting. I've got plenty of christmas games to keep me going.

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Evataph

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Evataph

I've been wanting to get this, but I think I'll wait till it's like $10-15.

Well,I don't think you should.That'll be awhiles away.It's well worth the fifty bucks.Hell i was surprised it wasn't more.

I won't mind waiting. I've got plenty of christmas games to keep me going.

Pfff...I've already beated all of mine...

[Evataph]

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Evataph

I've been wanting to get this, but I think I'll wait till it's like $10-15.

Well,I don't think you should.That'll be awhiles away.It's well worth the fifty bucks.Hell i was surprised it wasn't more.

I won't mind waiting. I've got plenty of christmas games to keep me going.

Pfff...I've already beated all of mine...

So what did you get?

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Evataph

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Evataph

I've been wanting to get this, but I think I'll wait till it's like $10-15.

Well,I don't think you should.That'll be awhiles away.It's well worth the fifty bucks.Hell i was surprised it wasn't more.

I won't mind waiting. I've got plenty of christmas games to keep me going.

Pfff...I've already beated all of mine...

So what did you get?

Only a few.I'm buying more though.

Splatterhouse,Fable 3,Fable 2,Guitar Hero Metilica,Guitar Hero 5,Guitar Hero Smash Hits,Grand Theft Auto Liberty City,American Idol(LOL),

Aaannddd im 15% Through Bully...Though ive already beated it on PS2....But then again that was four/five years ago.

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I want this game. SO. ********. MUCH. D'8

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Okay, okay. Note to self, Note to self. Mmmmm... Yes well i suppose it does help when it is heavy because of the fraction on peoples heads and stuff. Yes, well, i wouldn't want blood stains on THESE clothes because i worked my a** off for these. Just for the record i got hacked 3 times. If i had a machete i would of probably killed the hackers by now. Anyways, i'll bring some normal clothes. Actually, i'll bring my favorite clothes because bloods stains do sound like a cool effect. And people won't mess with me no more. Okay, so about the victims, what kind do you want? Female, Male, pre-teens or teens? Reply?

Uh huh.....Female and Male teenagers would be nice,I'd appreciate it.I don't see a point of killing little pre-teens.They're too stupid to realize how bad sex is.But than again teenagers are the same way....Hmmph.

Its a tough choice, i know. I know a 12 year old who's pregnant with....Her cousin. Thats just the wrongest thing i have ever heard. I don't think i believe her. I believe she is pregnant because i have proof but she isn't pregnant with her cousin. Oh an if i come visit, there is no need to clean your room. smile I know you love me right? Haha. So what have you been up to lately?

That's ******** disgusting.She's only saying that cause she thinks she looks "Cooler" And how do you know she's pregnant?.She could be fat..Ya know....And duuude my room is a mess.You'd be tripping on everything!.And then you'd ******** up my s**t and id be depressed.

No. When you're fat you have ''flab''. Her belly is all round and big. She's always been skinny as a tooth pick. Oh and i wouldn't step everywhere. I would just stand in the corner. Observing. And i forgot to mention something. I think she was r-a-p-e-d.

.....Oh well,I'm not used to seeing pregnant woman.Most of them are smart enough not to risk their lives and their children's lives going to Camp Crystal Lake once they find out about the "Rumors".And like i care if she was ever skinny.And how the hell would you manage to get to a corner?...Jesus.

Also i found it funny that she was "raped".It was her own stupidity's fault and therefore i will not feel sympathetic.She probably wanted the boy to rape her.I wouldn't be surprised knowing how retarded pre-teens are nowadays.Why can't they be bullies like they were when i was younger?.That's much better then ******** with every "Cute" person they see.Sickening world isn't it?.

Yes the world is a disgusting place. Sometimes i wish i could have my own forest. Just surrounded by intelligent animals and nature. Everyone who would trespass and act like an idiot would get killed. Aah yes. Okay okay i get it you don't want me around.

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Its a tough choice, i know. I know a 12 year old who's pregnant with....Her cousin. Thats just the wrongest thing i have ever heard. I don't think i believe her. I believe she is pregnant because i have proof but she isn't pregnant with her cousin. Oh an if i come visit, there is no need to clean your room. smile I know you love me right? Haha. So what have you been up to lately?

That's ******** disgusting.She's only saying that cause she thinks she looks "Cooler" And how do you know she's pregnant?.She could be fat..Ya know....And duuude my room is a mess.You'd be tripping on everything!.And then you'd ******** up my s**t and id be depressed.

No. When you're fat you have ''flab''. Her belly is all round and big. She's always been skinny as a tooth pick. Oh and i wouldn't step everywhere. I would just stand in the corner. Observing. And i forgot to mention something. I think she was r-a-p-e-d.

.....Oh well,I'm not used to seeing pregnant woman.Most of them are smart enough not to risk their lives and their children's lives going to Camp Crystal Lake once they find out about the "Rumors".And like i care if she was ever skinny.And how the hell would you manage to get to a corner?...Jesus.

Also i found it funny that she was "raped".It was her own stupidity's fault and therefore i will not feel sympathetic.She probably wanted the boy to rape her.I wouldn't be surprised knowing how retarded pre-teens are nowadays.Why can't they be bullies like they were when i was younger?.That's much better then ******** with every "Cute" person they see.Sickening world isn't it?.

Yes the world is a disgusting place. Sometimes i wish i could have my own forest. Just surrounded by intelligent animals and nature. Everyone who would trespass and act like an idiot would get killed. Aah yes. Okay okay i get it you don't want me around.

Then you need to live where i do.You'd like it here.The animals here are so nice.And everyone who comes here diiieess!.