Online Dating

[cresceres]

DC-Chan

I actually met my bf online. He is big, and strong, and I can sit on him, and lay on him and-okay. You caught me. My boyfriend is a couch. A couch I bought on craigslist for half price with mysterious stains.

BUT OUR LOVE IS TRUE AND CAN'T BE TAMED. JUST LIKE THE LOVE OF A BOY AND A GIRL WHO MET IN RALLY. VIRTUAL BF = 5LYFE RELATIONSHIP.

Also, my couch and I are getting married at the end of the month. The ceremony will be beautiful. emotion_c8

Okay, I have to ask, were the stains there before you bought it or..? I'm sorry if this is invasive, but I think you should have your couch tested for couch transmitted diseases. CTD can be very deadly and life altering. I saw on Dr. Oz once that it affects how you sit and everything. It's tragic.

[Persnicketease]

Online dating is fine. If two people want to be in or say that they have a relationship that's their business, not mine.

[gapmoe]

when i was a yung child
i would be on club penguin like
'i nuv u. meet at my iggy.'
rofl
TBH its online dating is stupid. unless you are serious.
its only not ok if its just like

d00d: hey bby wunna be mi gf? ur cute n i wanna kno u betta
stoppidgurl: aww tanks~ XDD And sure ill be ur gf <3

it takes months of trust 2 develop a relationship.
if you are one of them nasty people who date after 5 seconds of talking you thirstay. af.