Envy Cardinal Sin
Fortuitous Blundering alchemist.
I would imagine the contents of 'your' skull to resemble the remains of those monitor's. You do inhale enough heated air Colonel, oh wait; That title is non-applicable here, isn't it?
Hilarious to think all you've worked for was stripped from you in the blink of an eye, I wish I could have seen the look on your pathetic face when you realized you had to start it all over! You must have recounted the many misfortunes you traversed countless times, again, and again to make it to your post, ex-post I should say.
Have you even figured out 'where' you are?
^Ineffectual Poser Alchemist.
Oh, yes. I've been told. This is Gaia. And I intend to rule it. If there was a look on my face when I got here, I rather think it was a look of greater ambition. This place seems lawless, and therefore full of opportunity. I hear some great leader here was assassinated. Pretty unfortunate for him, but a perfect time to step in and claim my rightful place, right? But I beg you not to worry, Envy. I'm sure they'll let you read the agenda on Tuesdays at my daily fan club meetings.
I must admit, I find the animated pink flamingos far scarier than I find any of your kind. But they do melt easily enough, rather like you ragtag little vagabonds, so the method is still the same. I'll keep in practice.
...Though that strangely informative green bunny thing may pose a problem.