Australia's key fault

[Rebekah Brooks]

Having recently returned from Australia, I feel qualified to make some brief comments about this flaming hell-hole.
Its main fault is not that everything single ******** thing wants to kill you, or the blistering b*****d heat, or the dumb accent.

No. No no no. It's Vegemite.
I just don't understand why a country that's used to such ******** intensity has to cop-out and have a weak a** alternative to real Marmite.
I mean, it's hardly worth eating at all, it's just a waste of ******** time.

Discuss why Australians are secretly just pansies due to their poor Vegemite habits.

[conconconcrete wall]

Rebekah Brooks

Having recently returned from Australia, I feel qualified to make some brief comments about this flaming hell-hole.
Its main fault is not that everything single ******** thing wants to kill you, or the blistering b*****d heat, or the dumb accent.

No. No no no. It's Vegemite.
I just don't understand why a country that's used to such ******** intensity has to cop-out and have a weak a** alternative to real Marmite.
I mean, it's hardly worth eating at all, it's just a waste of ******** time.

Discuss why Australians are secretly just pansies due to their poor Vegemite habits.

What the hell is Marmite?

P.S. The English enjoy dressing as women, so you can't talk about weak-a** s**t.

[Suicidesoldier#1]

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Rebekah Brooks

Having recently returned from Australia, I feel qualified to make some brief comments about this flaming hell-hole.
Its main fault is not that everything single ******** thing wants to kill you, or the blistering b*****d heat, or the dumb accent.

No. No no no. It's Vegemite.
I just don't understand why a country that's used to such ******** intensity has to cop-out and have a weak a** alternative to real Marmite.
I mean, it's hardly worth eating at all, it's just a waste of ******** time.

Discuss why Australians are secretly just pansies due to their poor Vegemite habits.

What the hell is Marmite?

P.S. The English enjoy dressing as women, so you can't talk about weak-a** s**t.

So being like a woman makes you weak? O.o

[Roake]

I recently found out that their ice cream and soda floats are called spiders.
I proceeded to yell at my one Australian friend in disbelief, everything is spiders


Also on the woman dressing weakness think he meant the opposite? Like they don't give a s**t. So they're not weak.

[washu_2004]

The vegemite is what we feed annoying tourists it is our entry in global "let's see what we can get them to put in their mouth" game.

Fun fact: It is the slime we scrape off the bottom of the vats at the XXXX brewery with some salt and food coloring added to it.

[M E C H A N I C A R M]

What ever happened to the forum mods? This topic really belongs in the GD.

[Ben Adaephon Delat]

Vegemite is ******** disgusting, and this is coming from someone who was born and raised in Australia.

[village midget]

300000% in agreement Vegemite is a ******** cop out. Although Marmite seems to have got weaker since I was a kid... maybe it's just my 40 a day smoking habit that makes me think so. Regardless, Vegemite is ******** bland slurry for pussies. Their beer is also piss poor.

[Rebekah Brooks]

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Rebekah Brooks

Having recently returned from Australia, I feel qualified to make some brief comments about this flaming hell-hole.
Its main fault is not that everything single ******** thing wants to kill you, or the blistering b*****d heat, or the dumb accent.

No. No no no. It's Vegemite.
I just don't understand why a country that's used to such ******** intensity has to cop-out and have a weak a** alternative to real Marmite.
I mean, it's hardly worth eating at all, it's just a waste of ******** time.

Discuss why Australians are secretly just pansies due to their poor Vegemite habits.

What the hell is Marmite?

P.S. The English enjoy dressing as women, so you can't talk about weak-a** s**t.

50% of people enjoy dressing as women, so you should be a bit more ******** careful.

[Rebekah Brooks]

washu_2004

The vegemite is what we feed annoying tourists it is our entry in global "let's see what we can get them to put in their mouth" game.

Yeah. Sure.

[Rebekah Brooks]

M E C H A N I C A R M

What ever happened to the forum mods? This topic really belongs in the GD.

No it doesn't, it's an indepth ******** discussion about countries' idiosyncrasies.

[Rebekah Brooks]

village midget

300000% in agreement Vegemite is a ******** cop out. Although Marmite seems to have got weaker since I was a kid... maybe it's just my 40 a day smoking habit that makes me think so. Regardless, Vegemite is ******** bland slurry for pussies. Their beer is also piss poor.

Yeah, good call.

[Rebekah Brooks]

Ben Adaephon Delat

Vegemite is ******** disgusting, and this is coming from someone who was born and raised in Australia.

Even the ******** Kiwis laugh at you for it.

[Ben Adaephon Delat]

Rebekah Brooks

Ben Adaephon Delat

Vegemite is ******** disgusting, and this is coming from someone who was born and raised in Australia.

Even the ******** Kiwis laugh at you for it.

All's fair in love and war. We often imply that they have intimate relations with sheep.