Hello and welcome to my area of thoughts on Earth Day. I've made my thoughts into a short-a** paragraph, please read it:
Earth day is the day where people all around the world must help the Earth. Of course, this doesn't mean to just stand there and hug a goddamn tree (I'm looking at you, hippies), nor does it mean just throwing a dead body in a dumpster instead of a ditch (that's right, mafia, you need to do MOAR!). Earth day is the extra-special day where we all throw our sh*t away, because that sh*t makes our beautiful Earth look like a very large piece of excrement that has mixed with a pile of puke. So please, help our world by throwing away trash, riding your bike, or just turning off all the lights in your house.