******** it maybe i'll just keep it for myself

[Chewiest]

Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two of them.

[Four De]

"When the day comes that I must die, and my immortality fades, I plan on looking Death in the face and giving him a big '******** you'."
-Jasmine the Hedgehog
<3

[Zombie Massacre x]

Family isnt just blood. You have to be able to earn it.

[Eloquent Noir]

kimchi for the seoul

Eloquent Noir

I dunno if youll like it but its my favorite quote..

"I'll f*ck your face like a f*cking viking"

um that changed

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ { says "me too, but decided to change my entry to a funny quote ;v;
Shel silverstein was my inspiration...

There is a voice inside of you
That whispers all day long,
"I feel this is right for me,
I know that this is wrong."
No teacher, preacher, parent, friend
Or wise man can decide
What's right for you--just listen to
The voice that speaks inside.” "

[Mikosama]

"Anyway, by now you may wonder how I wound up here. Or, maybe not. Maybe you wonder how silly putty picks s**t up from comic books. The point is, I don't see another Goddamn narrator, so pipe down."

[kimchi for the seoul]

RIN KAGAMlNE

kimchi for the seoul

RIN KAGAMlNE

"How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?"

curious as to what this is from cat_lol

THE BEST ANIME EVER.

I feel like I almost recognize it. prolly from tumblr tbh

[Lil Axolotl]

This one's weird but...
"Your boyfriend is supposed to make your panties wet not your eyes. And your girlfriend is supposed to make your d**k hard not your life...."

[Janpoop]

"Growing up is merely watching your heroes turn human right before your eyes."

[Netherhood]

oki oki oki

It's was a MILLION tiny little things that , when you added them all up, The meant we were suppose to be together... and I knew it!

I'm sorry watching Sleepless in Seattle.... all sloppying crying
crying

[vrrri]

"The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway."
Unknown

[kimchi for the seoul]

desu neigh

"for whatever the reason may be, i’m thankful to have met you and to have you here now."
sighhh.

you're really cute cat_4laugh

[Zaach]

"If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet Earth."
- Jaden Smith

[desu neigh]

kimchi for the seoul

desu neigh

"for whatever the reason may be, i’m thankful to have met you and to have you here now."
sighhh.

you're really cute cat_4laugh

eeeep redface
thank you! you are too ; u ;

[zzigzag]

“I almost wish we were butterflies and liv'd but three summer days -
three such days with you I could fill with more delight than fifty common years could ever contain.”


― John Keats



any man could have my heart if he said this redface

[diet bepis]

❥ "Rule #12: Only 3 types of people tell the truth: drunks, kids, and people who are pissed the ******** off." -Richard Pryor

"I was jacking off one time to the tumblr porn tag and the .gif froze and i got SO SAD." -my friend