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- Posted: Fri, 17 Jun 2011 22:15:21 +0000
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXLadies and Gentleman, introducing...
REM ! !
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxXX...Summoner of Team Epic.
❝Once, I watched two birds doing it.❞

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REM ! !
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❝Once, I watched two birds doing it.❞

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- There are four things every girl should do before she dies.
One: Sneak out to meet a boy after dark (bonus points if your pops hates him.)
Two: Take a leak in an ocean. If you are not within the proximity of an ocean, any large body of water will do.
Three: Moon an Esper. In her case, it had been Carbuncle and it had just cocked its head to the side and frolicked away so the effect was somewhat lacking.
And four: Christen your team with the finest bottle of champagne you can't afford.
Rem had seen it been done once on TV with a boat. The guy had smashed a bottle of wine against the hull and then offered a second bottle to the gods of the sea.
Because even Rem had enough sense not to club either Dante or Aries with a champagne bottle, she'd made a rousing toast to the epicness of the newly formed Team Epic and then hit the champagne bottle against the side of a tree instead.
But it wouldn't break. All it did was make an embarrassing thud. She tried three more times before giving up.
“Well that's not what happens in the movies.” Rem had said before shrugging and opening the champagne. In hindsight, maybe it was good thing the bottle couldn't be smashed open-- one should never waste good alcohol. Rem's life tip #28.
Thus, Rem proceeded to head deeper into Corobokkle Forest, chugging champagne out of the bottle as she went.
Unlike her dear husband Kanta who had made a pie-chart of the world's best-looking Espers and strategically grouped the most desirable ones in accordance to his team-mate's abilities and experience, Rem had no plan for which Esper to go to first. She didn't even recall most their names, let alone which ones would be most suitable to her team. She vaguely remembered discussing a phoenix and one that looked like an old man wearing a dress in class, but that was it. Luckily, technology would do most of the thinking for her as she had an Esperdex with her that told her the closest Espers to the Academy were living in the Corobokkle forest.
"To Lumen Spring!" Rem roared in triumph before she lost her balance and had to pause momentarily to prop herself up against a tree. Damn, it was a far walk. True, she had just drunk half a bottle of champagne but she thought that could only help.
Rem took another huge swig of sparkling wine and stumbled back onto the forest pathway.