Soapy Algebra II Book
Description: "Kaderach… Kaderkarp… You were supposed to be watching the door… You… Were supposed to be watching the door… You were supposed to be watching the door, Kaderach Kaderkarp! Do you know what these are, Kaderach Kaderkarp? These are a little girl’s arms! A little girl with dreams… with legs… with a head… She’s a pencil! She’s a swizzle stick! You can use her as a pool noodle, and now I’m holding up her arms! Arms! I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door! A girl lost her arms, Kaderach Kaderkarp, a girl lost her friggin arms! Do you not know what has transpired while you were in the Chatterbox, seeing the friggin Gaian museum?! We had our own Chatterbox here today— oh my god! How could you do this to us?! You literally BOMBED us, like the Gaian you are! And me, I’m Crayon A Sarus Rex, and I’m Crayon A Sarus Rex and I’m holding two friggin girl’s arms! And you’re Reginald Orius disappointing everybody! LIVE WITH THAT!"
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Date first appeared on Gaia: 2017-03-20