Aquarium Mr. Cooks
Description: The lobster may canvas the bottom of the sea sucking up detritus, but in its heart it dreams of making a splash in local politics. Known for its stern libertarian ideals, the lobster is always quick to tout the merits of small government and privatization.
Life Expectancy: 3 Months
Price: 1 Platinum
Store: Not currently available
Date first appeared on Gaia: 2009-11-09