Gangway for Captain Zocko, ye bilge-sucking barnacle! Aye. I owns me own ship, The Headless Clown. Rival o' Capn Cookie an the Gingerbread Galleon an the best darned woman to sail the seven seas. Ye can find me pillaging riches, eating icecream, an tryin ter take oer the world. Me less immoral past times include drawin, writin (I've got meself aplenty o good grammars YARR!), and critisizing Nintendo for handsomely releasing many an excellent videogame on handhelds that I does not own.
~Meet the shark bait~
Capn' Cookie - Black spotted Son of a Biscuit Eater!! He plundered me beloved demon pendant and I'll chase em to the ends o' the sea ter get it back! Alas ... I've a small weakness against his galleon made o gingerbread ...
Jack Sparrow - Presently cowering under the illustrious name of "Johnny Depp". Wanted for cowardice and mutiny.
Capt. Zocko's Diary
Flight of the Headless Clown
All about Zocko, the crazy pirate who *will* take over the world someday!