AboutI like Invader Zim.
My favorite character is Gir because he`s so funny ,but I also like Dib.
I like Gaz `cause she`s the cool gamer girl.
I also like Treehouse of Horror because they show a new one every year.
Also I like Futurama `cause Philip J. Fry (Fry) is so funny.
I like "Weird Al" Yankovic, but I wasn`t crazy about Close but no Cigar and Amish Paradise though I liked Dare to be Stupid, Bedrock Anthem, Achy Breaky Song, White and Nerdy, Like a Surgeon and Slime Creatures From Outer Space.
I also like The Smoking Gun Presents The World`s Dumbest because those guys they show are so dumb you just wanna laugh at them for being so dumb.
My hobbies include drawing,playing video games and watching cartoons paticularly Spectacular Spider-man.
Also I like Fred Figglehorn because he talks like "Hey! It`s Fred!" I just think that`s just so funny.
I like the movie Ice Age `cause of the crazy Scrat.
He`s a saber-tooth squirrel and he likes acorns.
And also I like Milwaukee Brewers.Their mascot is Bernie Brewer and at half time they have the Racing Sausages.
Also I like Goosebumps `cause they said "Goosebumps. Viewer beware... you`re in for a scare."
My favorite movie would have to be A Nightmare on Elm Street that includes the remake and the original.
I also like Halloween and going trick-or-treating.
So ,I herd you liek Sableye.
I went as Zim with demon wings in 2009 and Zim without wings 2008.
In 2010 I went as Zim with a devil tail,bat wings and bone hands because the aliens in the movie Alien have tails and because Zim is supposed to be one of the evil aliens also `cause bats are cool.
I went as Zim in 2011 with a tail like a cat and devil wings.
I can do a wookiee imitation.
I went to a waterpark on my vacation and I went down the waterslide and it was awesome.
I like bananas `cause they`re good and I can see why monkeys like `em.
One time my dad almost ate marichino cherries and I almost ate a pickled beet sundae.
I also like pomegranites `cause those are delicious.
My favoite video game would have to be either Pokemon or Spore.
Spore is cool `cause you can make the creature look however you want `cause there are no rules.
I like Pokemon `cause I caught a legendary pokemon ,Giratina (not Arcanine) in Pokemon Platinum version.
It was awesome and I caught it with only one shot `cause I used a Master Ball.
OMG it`s like the biggest Pokemon I ever seen.
It`s even bigger than Steelix and that`s saying something `cause Steelix is huge.
It`s so big that it makes everyone look just so tiny.
It`s a really strong Pokemon and it`s a huge dragon and ghost type Pokemon.
I caught a Ho-oh in Pokemon Heart Gold version.
That name Ho-oh is a palindrome.
Isn`t that awesome?
Soul Silver version has Lugia which is also really cool.
I caught a red Gyrados with just a normal Pokeball which was so awesome.
I had Pokemon Black version on hold but I got both Pokemon Black and White versions.
I got Sonic Colors for Christmas in 2010.
It`s a cool game.
I really hate Catbert `cause he murdered Apu Nahasapeemapetalon.
Homer killed Apu but that was in a Treehouse of Horror (specifically Treehouse of Horror IX) so it doesn`t really count .
Also that was a botched operation by Dr. Nick Riviera and he put Snake Jailbird`s hair on Homer.
Homer also killed Moe Szyslak.
He almost killed Bart.
That wasn`t like a hate crime thing. It was just a Halloween
Catbert mocked the Treehouse of Horror IV segment "The Devil and Homer Simpson".
That was the one where Homer sells his soul for a doughnut.
The only differance is that Homer sold his soul to Ned Flanders.
In a way it migh have been a good thing Dr. Nick died `cause he was a quack.
I bet Catbert hates mango smoothies.
I like smoothies.
Catbert is worse than the predator from the movie Predator that hunts people as game as if they were deer whose antlers would be mounted on a wall.
Speaking of antlers does anyone know about a jackalope?
It`s like a bunny with antlers.
It seems like a paradox to imply normalcy when your appearnce defies the normal though weird is considered normal and normal is considered weird.
Did you know that the movie Alien didn`t have any computer-generated images?This was in 1979 when they didn`t have a big special effects budget.
I draw a character that looks similar to Catbert which I named JimLarryBob.
Like Catbert he is an evil cat but unlike Catbert ,JLB uses more " horror film " methods of killing such as removing someone`s heart or feeding them to piranhas.
I heard that Catbert would actually kill both Freddy Krueger and Sideshow Bob with the same weapon but I bet Catbert wouldn`t stand a chance against Doc Ock and yes that was --sort of-- a Spider-man referance.
I bet Catbert is actually the Venom Symbiote `cause he--probably--hates Spider-man.
Catbert probably would be pwned by Darth Vader.
If Catbert had to fight Darth Vader either A) Catbert would kill Darth Vader with his taser or B) Darth Vader would strangle Catbert with his crazy powers,either way it won`t be boring to watch.
Wait,if Catbert had to fight Freddy Krueger either A) Catbert would kill Freddy with his taser or B) Freddy would stab Catbert with his claws.
I don`t know `cause I`m Still tryin` to figure out who won in Freddy vs. Jason.
I kinda know who would win in Freddy versus Jigsaw killer `cause it would obviously be Freddy that wins `cause Jigsaw killer has just a super total disgustingly gross nasty pig mask that actually does nothing and Freddy has metal claws and the ability to warp reality.
I drew Catbert getting killed by a dog dressed like Jason Voorhees mainly because I hate Catbert
and personally I think he deserves to die because he`s a racist murderer hate criminal.
Catbert against Sideshow Bob would either result in A) Catbert Killing Sideshow Bob with his taser of doom or B) Sideshow Bob cutting Catbert`s head off with a knife.
Kang and Kodos pwn you.
They`re shown in every Treehouse of Horror.
Treehouse of Horror is super awesome.
Zim totally pwns Catbert.
Catbert against Zim would either result in A) Catbert killing Zim with his taser or B) Zim using some kind of alien device like a death ray or something on Catbert.
Catbert against the predator would end with either A) Catbert killing the predator with his taser or B) the predator using alien weaponry to kill Catbert and then rip his heart out and eat it.
I saw The Simpsons Movie and it was so funny like the part where Homer has the pig and goes all like
"Spiderpig, Spiderpig. Does whatever a Spiderpig does.Can he swing from a web? No, he can`t , he`s a pig. Look out he is a Spiderpig!"
There was that episode where Ralph Wiggum says,
"Hello, I`m Dr. Stupid! I`m going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you`re dead!"
Then Mr. Burns says,"I never liked that Dr. Stupid."
And there was that one Moe says, "Uh , hey, everybody! I`m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and uh... I like to kiss my own butt."
This guy says "You should know that there is no Seymour Asses here."
Who`s scarier?Freddy Krueger or Jigsaw killer?
Could Michal Myers beat Catbert in a fight?
Who would win in a fight between Jason Vorhees and Godzilla?
Which is cooler? Godzilla or Mothra?
What do they call a female turkey?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and Leatherface?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and Godzilla?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and Jigsaw killer?
Who would win in a fight between Carbert and Ghostface?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and the predator?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and Kamacuras?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and the Creeper?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and Gamera?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and King Gihdorah?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and a Komodo dragon?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and the Terminator?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and the alien?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and Mothra?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and Anguiras?
Who would win in a fight between Catbert and Minilla?
I like rubber ducks.
I ate nine cheese dogs and then I threw up.
I collect rubber ducks.
Did you know that honey is bee vomit?
Did you know that flies taste with their feet?
Did you know that cockroaches can live with their heads cut off for a week?
Did you know that cockroaches can survive a nuclear explosion?
Did you know that worms breathe through their skin?
Did you know that cockroaches can hold their breath for an hour?
Did you know that it takes three hours to digest meat?
Did you know that a tomato is a fruit?
Did you know that elephants really are afraid of mice.
When Pokemon Black and White versions came out, I got one of each.
My favorite SpongeBob episode is Sing a Song of Patrick.
That one was funny.
Thats the one where Patrick writes a song.
It was so hilarious.
Does anyone here like Goosebumps?
Who here ever watched Saw?
How about Evil Dead?
Has anyone ever watched Friday the13th?
What about A Nightmare on Elm Street?
Does anyone here like watching Halloween?
How about Alien?
Does anyone like Predator?
Who here watched Child`s Play?
How about Alien versus Predator?
What about Freddy versus Jason?
Who here likes Goosebumps?
How about them Brewers?
I like Goosebumps.
I still don`t know who won in Freddy versus Jason.
Who won in Alien versus Predator?
Was it the predator?
I started a band called the Pink Dog Band and it`s actually me and my sister
with her boyfriend Billy as our manager.
I write all of our songs and I play a guitar that I made with a shoebox and some rubberbands.
Kaila is the singer in Pink Dog Band.
She`s actually three years younger than me so I`m actually older than her but Billy is actually two years older than me.
I designed a video game in school.
I call it Kalamity.
I spelled it with a 'K' for two reasons.
One is it looks cool and the other reason is if I spelled it with a 'C' there might be legal issues.
In the game you have to fly to collect gems and power-ups and you have to fight enemies and insane boss creatures.
The weakest player is Kitty Kat.
It`s easy to see how.
He can barely fly,his shield only lasts 2 seconds and his main attack is paw slap which is weak.
The strongest player would be either Muscle Bat or Spiker Dog.
The first level is Nightmare Castle where the main enemies are Vamp Cats and the boss is Freddie Bulldog.
Level 2 is Savage Field where the main enemies are Viper Flowers and the boss is Tiger Trap.
Level 3 is Terror Cave where the main enemies are Doom Birds and the boss is Slime Terror.
Level 4 is Vicious Planet where the main enemies are Skiderons and the boss is Megaraptor.
When you win there`s a big trophy and when you lose it says 'GAME OVER,LOSER'.
If you get 100 points that earns an extra life.
It`s gonna be rated E10+ due to fantasy violence and show of blood.
It`s gonna be for Nintendo DS,Nintendo DSi and Nintendo 3DS.
The power-ups are a fish head which gives an extra life, a pig snout which restores health, a beak which boosts attack power for a while, a propellor hat which boosts flight power for a while and a turtle shell that boosts shield for a while.
The gems are green , orange , yellow , blue , purple , red and pink.
The pink ones are worth 100 points , blue ones are 25 points ,purple ones are 50 points , orange ones are 20 points , green ones are 10 points , yellow ones are 40 points and red ones are 30 points.
When they make Kalamity a real video game then I`ll make money off the video game `cause they`ll sell it and I`ll be the first to play it `cause I designed it.
I personally think it`s gonna be an awesome game `cause I designed it.
They`ll have it mass produced in every state in the nation.
I`m in high school and I already designed a video game.
How cool is that?
I`ll so be a moderately wealthy person.
You know that`s as wealthy as $19.99 or $29.99 for every game sold.
It`s going to have crazy mini-games,unlockable surprises,mind-blowing multiplayer action and cheat codes to unlock the impossible attacks.
This is the code that unlocks Firecoon`s Pyrofang:AXBYBBXAY then push 'start'.
This is the code that unlocks Pteranraptor`s Stealthclaw:XYABBAAY then push 'start'.
This is the code that unlocks Usagininja`s Shurikan strike:YAXBAXYBA then push 'start'.
This is the code that unlocks Unipuppy`s Canineclaw:ABAAYXAXY then push 'start'.
This the code that unlocks Muscle Bat`s Powerbomb:XABYXXAYB then push 'start'.
This is the code that unlocks Kitty Kat`s Tail whiplash:XXBXYABAX then push 'start'.
This is the code that unlocks Spiker Dog`s Blade slash:YABYXXAYB then push 'start'.
If you beat all four levels you can play as Vektron.
His main attack is Pyro jolt,his shield lasts 46 minutes,his flight is strong and he has the unlockable attack Lightning flame.
This is the code to unlock Vektron`s Lightning flame:YYAAXBBYX
The controls are to attack X ,to fly tap A twice,to jump push A, to use shield push Y,to duck push B,to move push the arrows up,down,left and right and to switch players and check stats use the touch screen.
I bet Kalamity is gonna be awesome.
You can play as a cat (Kitty Kat), a raccoon (Firecoon), a dinosaur (Pteranraptor), a cockroach (Lord Samsa)(unlockable), a weird bunny alien(Chaos) (unlockable), a lemur (Morty) (unlockable), a ninja rabbit (Usagininja), a pterosaur (Dactylfly) (unlockable), a bat (Muscle Bat), a unicorn dog (Unipuppy), a tomboy dog (Spiker Dog), a corgi/beagle dog (Canis) (unlockable), a glowing alien (Chester)(unlockable), a Pikachu-looking alien (Vektron)(unlockable) and a green bubble alien (Gecko) (unlockable).
I even designed a sequal to Kalamity that I call Khaos Kwest starring Canis the super vampire dog.
(Sorry, Vektron. )
It takes place in the year 1020 AD and Canis has to find a way back to Kalamity HQ on The Great Unknown Planet in the distant future.
One of the monsters is a skeleton named Sir Bones and he`s pretty weak.
You can just blow him off.
The first boss is a dragon baby that breathes fire.
I made a comic strip in school where Catbert is shown as a vicious alien creature that wants to destroy everything and he has a mantis looking thing called Kreepy Krawler.
He turned the Seattle Space Needle into a giant firework and put bombs on the Statue of Liberty.
But he was defeated by the amazing indestructable Vektron and his friend the mighty Fang.
I based Vektron off of Pikachu although he attacks using a hammer like Thor (only his is made of pure energy) and by shooting alien fire and Fang is a combination of an alien--like the one in the movie Alien--and a badger who attacks by using lightning.
I think cockroaches are cool.
I`m not good at drawing political cartoons because I drew a brain that explodes from voting Republican and then turns into a disgusting pile of goo.
You know if political comics were more disgusting then more kids would be interested in reading it.
I make drawings that can`t be shown in the newspaper.
The drawings I make show a lot of organs,blood,guts and gore.
There`s a drawing where JLB (JimLarryBob) pulls someone`s heart out and then ate it.
The someone was Dib.
He also had Dib impaled on a unicorn statue,fed to piranhas,turned into slime,fed poison candy,turned his brain into vomit,had him "gutted like a trout" and "death by earwigs" that he doesn`t like to talk about.
I thought of a movie where dogs save the world from aliens.
I call it Hero Dogs.
The dogs are live-acted and the aliens are done with computer-generated imagery as are the explosions.
The aliens are reptilian cat-like creatures with spikes on their backs and ear-shaped horns and they explode when dogs lick them.
Their main weakness is dog spit.
I designed a trading card game called Krazy Kritters which is kind of similar to Pokemon.
Cruel and unusual punishment violates the Constitution specifically the eigth amendment as well as the first amendment.
I think the eighth amendment prohibits cruel and unusual punishment and I`m pretty sure the first amendment is freedom of expression.
Nelson Muntz is cool,Catbert is a tool.
Catbert hates Ralph Wiggum.
I heard that Catbert said he could beat Jon Cena and the Undertaker without even breaking a sweat.
Gir rules and Catbert drools.
Invader Zim is cool and Catbert is a tool.
My dog Snuggles doesn`t like Catbert.
I have an uncle who has a website.
Songs I want Catbert to sing:
American Idiot by Green Day
Eye of the Tiger by Survivor
Such Horrible Things by Creature Feature
Virus Alert by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot
Invaders Must Die by The Prodigy
Don`t Wanna Fall in Love by Green Day
Phony Calls by "Weird Al"Yankovic
Break by Three Days Grace
Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects
She`s no You by Jesse McCartney
Bedrock Anthem by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Kill Me,Heal Me by Skillet
Crawl by Breaking Benjamin
Warning by Green Day
Trigger Happy by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Platypus (I Hate You) by Green Day
Monster by Lady GaGa
Do I Creep You Out? by "Weird Al" Yankovic
On the Wagon by Green Day
I Wanna Be a Celebrity by Fred Figglehorn
Bumble Bees by Aqua
Your Horoscope for Today by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Desensitized by Green Day
Ghosts by Ladytron
Sick of Me by Green Day
The Unearthly Ones by Creature Feature
Mr Wonderful by Smile
Aim for the Head by Creature Feature
Haunted by Evanescence
Toxic by Britney Spears
Get Out Alive by Three Days Grace
I`m Just a Kid by Simple Plan
Nobody`s Perfect by Hannah Montana
Buried Alive by Creature Feature
Achy Breaky Song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Imaginary by Evanescence
Don`t Download This Song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Bodies by Drowning Pool
Shoplifter by Green Day
All about the Pentiums by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Happy Together by Simple Plan
Who`s Ready to Party? by Fred Figglehorn
True Friend by Hannah Montana
Lollipop (Candy Man) by Aqua
You're Going Down by Sick Puppies
Don`t Forget to Brush by Fred Figglehorn
Monster by The Automatic Automatic
Basket Case by Green Day
The Greatest Show Unearthed by Creature Feature
I Want to Be on TV by Green Day
White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane
Roses Are Red by Aqua
You`re Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Offspring
Blood on my Hands by The Used
The Carpal Tunnel of Love by Fall Out Boy
Master of Puppets by Metallica
Christmas Cash$ by Fred Figglehorn
Dare to be Stupid by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Fireflies by Owl City
Smells Like Nirvana by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Attack by 30 Seconds to Mars
How to Serve Man by Creature Feature
Old Blue Jeans By Hannah Montana
Holiday by Green Day
Best Friends by Toy-Box
Mommy`s Little Monsters by Creature Feature
Freestyle by Fred Figglehorn
Outsider by Green Day
Time of Dying by Three Days Grace
Life`s What You Make It by Hannah Montana
The Kill (Bury Me) by 30 Seconds to Mars
Ralph Wiggum by Bloodhound Gang
Candyman by Christina Aguilera
Year 3000 by Jonas Brothers
She`s a Rebel by Green Day
Monster by Skillet
I Got Nerve by Hannah Montana
Six Foot Deep by Creature Feature
Kids in America by Bloodhound Gang
Thriller by Michael Jackson
Punk Rock 101 by Bowling for Soup
Slime Creatures from Outer Space by "Weird Al" Yankovic
The House of Myth by Creature Feature
Love Me Dead by Ludo
Know your Enemy by Green Day
All Star by Smash Mouth
Grave Robber at Large by Creature Feature
Bring Me to Life by Evanescence
Monsters by Matchbook Romance
Bigger than Us by Hannah Montana
Terror Time Again by Gary Falcone
Love Bug by Jonas Brothers
Give me Novacaine by Green Day
Who Said by Hannah Montana
Thnks fr th Mmrs by Fallout Boy
Poprocks and Coke by Green Day
Do the Bartman by Michael Jackson
Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects
Suffocate by Green Day
Bound And Gagged by Creature Feature
You and Me Together by Hannah Montana
Last of The American Girls by Green Day
Hard To Get by Fred Figglehorn
About You Now by Miranda Cosgrove
A Corpse in My Bed by Creature Feature
Disturbia by Rihanna
The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth by Creature Feature
Everything is Not What it Seems by Selena Gomez
Welcome to the Jungle by Guns and Roses
The Babysitter`s a Vampire by Fred Figglehorn
One in a Million by Hannah Montana
Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day
Teenagers by My Chemical Romance
Poor Unfortunate Souls by Jonas Brothers
Rockstar by Hannah Montana
Daddy`s Little Defect by Sugarcult
Geek Stink Breath by Green Day
High School Never Ends by Bowling for Soup
Leave it All to Me by Miranda Cosgrove
Tales of Another Broken Home by Green Day
Ice Cream Freeze (Let`s Chill) by Hannah Montana
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
Love Sick by Jonas Brothers
A Gorey Demise by Creature Feature
Brain Stew by Green Day
Kissin` U By Miranda Cosgrove
The Static Age by Green Day
Womanizer by Britaney Spears
The Other Side of Me by Hannah Montana
Bob by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Cartoon Heroes by Aqua
Song of the Century by Green Day
Let`s Do This by Hannah Montana
Sweet Escape by Gwen Stephanie
Let`s Make This Last 4 Ever by Mitchell Musso
Superstar by Toy-Box
Ha Ha You`re Dead by Green Day
The City is Ours by Big Time Rush
Murder City by Green Day
Halloween by Aqua
Wake Me up When September Ends by Green Day
Raining Sunshine by Miranda Cosgrove
Before the Lobotomy by Green Day
Like a Surgeon by "Weird Al" Yankovic
The Kids Aren`t All Right by The Offspring
Untitled by Simple Plan
Christmas is Creepy by Fred Figglehorn
Short Skirt,Long Jacket by Cake
Hero by Skillet
21st Century Breakdown by Green Day
Look to the Skies by Creature Feature
White and Nerdy by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Dead Boddies Everywhere by Korn
St. Jimmy by Green Day
Let`s Get Crazy by Hannah Montana
Tater Haters by Fred Figglehorn
When You're Evil by Voltaire
Any Kind of Guy by Big Time Rush
Tired of Waiting by Green Day
Hoedown Throwdown by Miley Cyrus
Rainbows and Stuff by Insane Clown Posse
White and Nerdy by "Weird Al" Yankovic
TiK ToK by Ke$ha
Baby,Baby,Baby by Justin Bieber and
Kill the DJ by Green Day
If he did something like If We Were a Movie,He Could Be The One or Best of Both Worlds that would kind of be fruity and they`d think he`s a dude that`s romantically attracted to other dudes.
Also I want him to say what Freddy Krueger would say.
Something like "This is my world. You have no power here, Nancy."
Then a reaction shot of Alice going like "What?!" and she`s all like she has totally no idea what just happened.
Maybe I`ll have Catbert talk like Jigsaw killer like from the movie SAW.
He`d say somehing like "We are going to play a little game. Get ready for some fun with deadly venomous tarantulas."
Then a reaction shot of someone screaming in pain as if they really were getting attacked by tarantulas.
Or have him say something like Gir.
Maybe something like "Hi, floor,make me a sammich!"
Also I should make a video of Doctor Zoidberg singing Like a Surgeon,Fry singing Dare to be Stupid and Slime Creatures from Outer Space showing different alien characters like Nibbler.
Chad Carpenter made fun of the movie The Princess and the Frog where he had Tiana and Niveen at a marrage counciler.
I didn`t see that movie but I know that doesn`t happen.
I know college is nothing like National Lampoon`s Animal House.
Did you know if you cut a worm in half, you get two worms?
Mind control (evil)
Poison farts (stupid)
Doing taxes$ (boring)
Removing human organs (gross)
I don`t think Dilbert watches anime `cause anime is cool.
It`s totally awesome Japanese cartoons.
If I had to do a Rorshach Inkblot Test , I`d say the blots all look like aliens.
Aliens are cool.
I never saw an actual alien.
I was hangin` out with my dog and it was a ruff night.
The only orange mice I know about are shiny pikachu,shiny pichu and shiny and normal colored raichu.
I don`t know any red cat pokemon except for a shiny skitty ,but I know Absol is a white dog.
I like dogs.
Fred Figglehorn has a dog.
My dog got a lethal injection. cat_cry
I miss my dog.
Oh Snuggles. cry
I miss you,Snuggles. sad
Why couldn`t it be me that got the lethal injection? emo
I didn`t cry at the end of A Nightmare on Elm Street when Freddy comes through the mirror and attacks Nancy`s mom ,but I`m crying now.
By the way that was the remake not the original.
I thought there wasn`t a movie dumber than The Blob ,but I was wrong.
It`s Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
That`s just totally so much dumber than a movie about a
big ,giant ,stupid pile of lime Jell-O that attacks people.
I mean you could just fight that thing with whipped cream and a spoon.
Break out the Cool Whip `cause we have lime Jell-O.
I like Jell-O especially lime `cause it`s jiggly and delicious.
I heard a rumor that Catbert killed Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th.
If that`s not evil,then I don`t know what is.
Though,I probably started the rumor.
I heard a rumor that Catbert killed everyone he ever dated.
Also I heard that Catbert picks his nose and eats it.
I heard Catbert is really a werecat.
Words they don`t use in Dilbert:
Tube bar prank call
The Evil Dead
The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
Treehouse of Horror
The Twilight Zone
My sister likes Happy Tree Friends.
It`s kind of like Itchy and Scratchy. lol
There`s Lumpy(a moose),Giggles(a chipmunk),Petunia(a skunk),Nutty(a squirrel)
,Russel(a sea otter),Splendid(a flying squirrel),Cuddles(a rabbit),Mime(a deer)
,Lifty and Shifty(twin raccoons),Toothy(a beaver),Sniffles(an anteater)
,Lammy(a lamb),Handy(an amputee beaver),
Cro-Marmot(a frozen marmot),Disco Bear(a `70s bear),Flaky(a porcupine),
Pop and Cub(a father bear and a young bear),The Mole(a blind mole)
and Flippy(an army bear).
Russel is like Oshawott,Cuddles is like Pikachu,Splendid is like Emolga,Nutty is like Pachirisu,Sneaky is like Kecleon,Flaky is like Sandslash,Cub is like Teddiursa,Toothy is like Bibarel,Petunia is like Stunky,Lammy is like Mareep
and Lifty and Shifty are like Zigzagoon or Sentret `cause those are Pokemon that look like raccoons.
Regardless that Sandslash is actually a mouse Pokemon I just think it looks a lot more like a porcupine.
Pikachu is actually a mouse Pokemon and Cuddles is a rabbit and not a mouse.
Pachirisu is the EleSquirrel Pokemon which is white with a blue stripe and Nutty is green with a yellow stripe.
Emolga is the Sky Squirrel Pokemon which is white with yellow wings and Splendid is blue with light blue wings.
Mareep is blue with white wool and Lammy is purple with white wool.
Stunky is purple with a white stripe and Petunia is dark blue with a sky blue stripe.
Kecleon is green with a red stripe and Sneaky probably doesn`t have the stripe.
One time I stayed up late and watched Superjail!.
It just wasn`t worth it.
I was like such a total mess the next morning.
I was so tired at school.
I got season 2 of Superjail! on DVD.
There was a dog in Japan who waited for his master
and lived to be 17-years-old.
His name was Hachiko.
Not to be confused with Sadako from the movie Ring (Ringu).
The big flood that nearly killed everyone was caused by Hydro-Man `cause he was mad at everyone.
Then Spider-Man told this hairy weird guy to build a big fancy boat with a zoo,shuffleboard,a waterslide,a buffet,a chocolate fountain,a hot tub,a build-your-own-sundae bar,cockfights,wrestling and scary horror film movies.
They had cockfights on Tuesdays and Thursdays,wrestling on Saturdays and Sundays and had horror film movies on Mondays,Wednsdays and Fridays.
Those movies were like A Nightmare on Elm Street,The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,The Thing,I Am Legend,The Grudge,Halloween,The Ring,SAW,Predator,Friday the 13th,Hellraiser,Frankenstein,I Am Omega,The Evil Dead,Freddy vs. Jason,Critters,Alien,Scream,The Omega Man,IT,28 Days Later and Night of the Living Dead.
But not Twilight because it`s dorky.
Has anyone ever watched Masters of Horror?
It sounds pretty scary ,but I don`t care.
I actually think that scary stuff is totally cool.
There`s a cameo of Freddy Krueger in Halloweentown II: Kalabar`s Revenge as one of the creatures affected by the gray spell.
Johnny Depp was in the original A Nightmare on Elm Street.
It`s because he was an undiscovered actor at the time.
They should maybe do a church marquee that says:
"SATAN:THE ORIGINAL HELLBOY".
That would be funny.
`Cause he`s a boy from Hell.Get it?
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A:Welcome to Dead House
Q:How long can a cockroach live with its head cut off?
A:Seven or nine days
Q:Where was Hellraiser filmed?
Q:What`s the capital of Japan?
Q:Who was Pinhead in Hellraiser?
A biggrin oug Bradley
Q:What is Pinhead`s real name?
Q:In Treehouse of Horror V what creatures attack Homer?
A:Freddy Krueger,Jason Voorhees,Pinhead,a vampire,a werewolf and a mummy
Q:What weapon does Jason Voorhees use?
Q:What does Leatherface wear?
A:A mask of human skin
Q:Who does Homer suggest to babysit Maggie?
Q:In Treehouse of Horror IX who sits on the couch?
A:Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees
Q:In Treehouse of Horror XVIII what costume does Bart wear?
Q:What food does Dib eat in Parent Teacher Night?
Q:In Treehouse of Horror XX what does Moe use as a secret ingredient in the beer?
Q:What caused the zombies in Treehouse of HorrorXX?
Q:Who does Fry trade hands with in The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings?
Q:What animal is the chatter beast in Hellraiser?
A biggrin og
Q:What color was the punch in Parent Teacher Night?
Q:In Fry and the Slurm Factory,what is the Slurm made of?
Q:What is the name of the alien that resembles lime gelaton?
A:Horrible gelatonous blob
Q:In The Devil`s Hands are Idle Playthings,what monster is shown?
Q:In Wedding for Disaster what 2004 snuff film is parodied?
Q:What is Mr.Teeny`s real name?
Q:What cartoon is parodied with Homer`s punishment in Treehouse of Horror IV?
A razz igs Is Pigs
Q:What costume does Milhouse wear in Treehouse of Horror III?
Q:What country is the Statue of Liberty from?
Q:What is the name of Bart`s twin from Treehouse of Horror VII?
Q:What animal is the class pet in Hamstergeddon?
QWhat is Doctor Octopus`s real name?
A biggrin octor Otto Gunther Octavius
Q:How does Spider-Man get his powers?
A:A radioactive spider bite
Q:What sea creature does the Encyclopod resemble?
Q:Who was assigned to planet Blorch?
Q:In Treehouse of Horror V what is written on the walls?
A:NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY
Q:what toy does Gir play with?
Q:In Treehouse of Horror XI what does Dr. Hibbert call broccoli?
A:The world`s deadliest plant
Q:What creatures inhabit Blorch?
A:Slaughtering Rat People (SRPs)
Q:What pokemon evolves to Raichu with a Thunderstone?
Q:In Treehouse of Horror XIX,what does Milhouse wait for?
A:The Grand Pumpkin
Q:Which pokemon evolves into one of seven different creatures?
Q:What was Invader Stink doing when Zim spied on him?
A:Resting on the job
Q:Which pokemon has heads that represent joy, sorrow and anger?
Q:In Ghost in the Machines who does Robot Devil say Bender should "scare to death"?
A: Philip J. Fry
Q:In Treehouse of Horror XXII what movie is parodied in the third segment?
Q:What planet are Kang and Kodos from?
Q:What is the offspring of a lion sired by a tiger?
Q:In Treehouse of Horror VII what does Kang intoduce Kodos as?
Q:What alien only appeared in Treehouse of Horror?
A:Serak the preparer
Q:What monster does Ultra-Peepi resemble?
Q:What powers the Megadoomer?
A:Batteries or electricity
Q:What is the name of the cat in Cry of the Cat?
Q:Who is Alaska Nebraska a direct referance to?
Q:In The Sting, what 1979 horror film is parodied?
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