About

My name is John and I am a Albino African. I like to sleep on Wednesdays and eat on Sundays. I do not listen to music or go to the bathroom, as well as I am 173 years old. The cops are after me and I spat in Santas face. I have three pet penguins, Huey, Luie, and Doc. I also have a pet Cheetah, she's 7 years and the love of my life. .The pope is my brother and my nephew I play paintball on the weekends and have never been shot. I've killed seven men and I have a foot fettish. I have 20/20 vision and a mansion bigger than playboy. My parents died when I was 2, they were murdered by a goat. The wolfman lives under my bed, and the boogie man in my ceiling. I have 72 cents in my pocket and I've misplaced my hacky sack.



I love forever the person who gave me my Ace of Spaces. Even if I've no clue who you are. <3

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swimmingpoetry

Report | 06/05/2016 1:27 pm

swimmingpoetry

Merci beacoup for your purchase ! Have a splendid rest of your day!
Lil Misz Agnes

Report | 06/05/2016 12:42 am

Lil Misz Agnes

Thank you for purchasing ~! emotion_bigheart
ChaWowWow

Report | 06/01/2016 7:50 pm

ChaWowWow

Sank You Fo Buying :>
Coap

Report | 02/12/2009 12:58 pm

Coap

Yeah, he looks bad a**. I wouldn't mess with him. >_>
PsykiDD

Report | 02/06/2009 6:59 am

PsykiDD

why thank you User Image
Coap

Report | 02/05/2009 8:10 am

Coap

Yes. User Image I love the arms. The look nice on you.
Coap

Report | 02/03/2009 12:43 pm

Coap

dude, i'm not digging those pants on that avatar. User Image
PsykiDD

Report | 11/23/2008 5:33 am

PsykiDD

heck yea they are. I am questig penguin and seal slippers now.
PsykiDD

Report | 11/22/2008 5:55 pm

PsykiDD

looky at the chuck noris scarf!!!! you like!!!
PsykiDD

Report | 11/08/2008 6:50 pm

PsykiDD

im just so good

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