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I warned you, this is going to be long. Okay, so where to start... lets go with names. my name is Taspia, and I adore my sexy twin Tasfia. I'm a proud Shyleti Bengali, and I do not know a word of Norwegian. I'm anywhere around 3-20. No specifics! I am Canadian, a female, and a neeerd. (: I am always questing (now edited, I don't quest anymore, I just hoard gold.), but I do spasmodically donate. I love watching things that have to do with explosions. I'm not an arsonist, but I do love fire. Water isn't my thing.... My left brain is stronger than my right brain. I'm not athletic. I usually breathe through my mouth. My birthday is August 22nd. I can do the Vulcan Salute. I've met 4 people who share the same name with me, and 5 who have 1 letter off. I can speak Bengali, French, English, Pig Latin, and 1337. I prefer English though. Favorite animal is ...? A raccoon or ferret or weasel or zebra or llama or alpaca or dinosaur or something like that . I don't eat paste. I will not be labeled. I love arguments and debates. I am outgoing and willing to try new things (unless it's food). Speaking of foods, my favorite is mac n' cheese. Mmmmm.... Finding foods which I like is very difficult. I am very critical, but don't let that get in the way of a new friend ship. I actually like dark chocolate. I've already had the chicken pox. My earlobes are very strong, so I can pull an earring out with out even flinching. Some day in 2009, I changed my name from -pixie poisons- to I- f e a t h e r s -I and I last typed this in on Thursday November 26 2009. I've skipped school before, and I own a facebook account. I like pink at the moment, and I don't like bright red, pale or dark yellow/orange. I know a lot of useless stuff, I have a few twins in the world, I think this guy hates me and I adore zebras. I enjoy a stimulating conversation, so if I don't talk much, guess what that means. I once cat-sitted, or at least my brother did. I don't go on Gaia much anymore, and I love you, 8D.
I want to drive a Porsche Turbo, and I don't like Google Chrome. I prefer Mozilla Firefox, even though now I think of it, that's a really ugly name :/ . I'm a crazy awesome tekteker when I feel like it and am capable of producing masterpieces, but the thing is that I'm a huge procrastinator, so I don't produce many. I'm sweet and innocent, and I don't think dirty, like you all do. I'm a prep/gangster type, hoping to be a model. I love unicorns and am amazed by the idiocity of some people. This paragraph is getting really long, is'nt it? Oh well, I'll make it longer! Some day, not now. :] Now I will fix this! Someday in 2010, I changed my name again to zebralicious_____x (: I'm a happy person and I support gay rights. Okay! Today is February 15th, and I have some free time, and after a gentle reminder from beep beep bloop, I'm starting this again (:< So, I like french vanilla, I like hot chocolate, I like ferrets, I like flamingos (NOT), I like boys, I like the sun, I like the moon, I like space, I like green, I like Mozilla, I like Mozzarella and I like Cinderella. I don't like gold, I don't like Rona, I don't like brussels sprouts, I don't like stone, I don't like girls, I don't like hairy stuff, I don't like France (JUST KIDDING! ily France <3), I don't like the colour of green olives and I'm a proud Canadian. Speaking of which, Vancouver 2010 Olympics~! :D WE GOT GOOOOOOOOLD~ Anyway, my sister is duuuuuuumb. She's currently standing beside the printer, taking out the freshly printed pages and hugging them, saying "So warm..." and I'm thinking wtf? Well, the family needs at least 1 idiot, right? xD Well anyway, you'll find me in either of these places: the CB, the ED, the DR or the AT. (: I'm a proud CB'er and ED'er & I detest the GD'ers. BTW I write my and's irl with a 3 and a line above and below it. FANCY STUFF YA KNOW (: Speaking of fancy, I ALWAYS (okay, usually) have my pinky extended high. On the topic of pinky's, NEVER, EVER, EVAR, break a pinky promise. THAT STUFF IS LEGIT. ;) GAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I CAN'T FILL THIS SPACE. So, I'll tell you about my phases. When I was little, I was a little fashionista, always dressing up and chaning my dress every two seconds. Then, in between Gr 3 and Gr 7, I was an emo chicka. And now, I'm a happy little fountain of joy (: (Basically the same as when I was little). Oooh! Did you know that my name means The Fountain of Heaven? O: Cool right? LOL, so anyway, I like corny (Trying to be cool, but ultimately very uncool indeed, and often even extremely embarrassing [eg Man, did you see that Manowar show? The way they posed? And all that "Knights of Steel" bullsh*t? Hell that was corny]) lines like "Don't hate, appreciate" (: Yeeaap. That's me for ya. Sososososososososo, I'm an avid keyboardmasherupper (: OMG. I CAN'T FILL UP THIS SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! [/unneccesary letters] (: Err... I'll get back to this. Byeeeeeee~! AND NOW I'M BACK ON MARCH THE 1ST! Did any of you see the big game yesterday? IT WAS AMAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING. Sindey Crosby ftww! 3/2 against America, the winning goal in overtime by the golden Sid the Kid (who is now Sid the man)! How much more suspense can you get? Chyeaaah. 14 gold medals, A NEW RECORD! And, even though I'm Canadian, I believe Anton Apolo Ohno is simple adorable! On another completely different topic, I just ate half a tangerine and am reeling in how much fructose I just ate. Winter just ended! Or so it seems. Today was unusually warm with a searing 1 degree celcius and clear skies. Yes, you can only say that in Canada. LOOOL my sister is such a l.o.s.e.r.. She had to log into my email, and email herself saying "ur the best" pretending that I wrote it. xDDDD Fail'd. Anyway, a few days ago, I went to Pacific Mall(awesome place where you can buy azzzzzzzn tings!) with my buddies and got my self some rather extraordinary pair of fuzzy penguin slippers. Now, I have a raccoon on my head, penguins on my feet and humans in my house. :D I would talk about the amazing movies I just saw, but in a while from now, those will seem really old, and I;m not gonna come back and fix this, so I'll just skip that topic altogether. And today is April 11th and I'm back form the Toronto Science Fair and I felt totally pwned by all the nerdiness. ROBOTS?! TUXES?! HUMAN GINEAU PIGS?! WEED?! ALL AT THE SCIENCE FAIR?! All I did was a project on apple juice! Man, our school's duuuuuuuuuuumb. And I placed in Bronze too! Guess charming the judges are more important than actually smartiness, eh? xD Well, I've also defeated the elite 4 in my Pokemon Diamond and have a blue card B) OHYEA. And, I got some really nice PJ's from Old Navy (: And yesterday, IT SNOWED. IN APRIL! MADNESS. Speaking of madness, our economy's messed up. Our dollar's equal to the American dollar, and now, everything's inflated. For example, Dollarama has a sign beside it, which indicates that everything inside is 2 freaking bucks! IT'S DOLLARama, not TOONIERAMA. D:< I'm gonna step out now, so love from Guppy! And today is June 18th. School's almost over, getting ready for grad and sh*t, and I have this dress and pearls and yeah. But that's boring stuff - LAKERS WOOON. Dunno if I`m happy or not. BUTBUTBUT FIFA WOOORLD CUP! WOOOOOO! Im rooting for Brazil, Argentina, Netherlands, and Spain, even after they lost to the Swiss. I could go on forever about that, but naaah. Ask me if you wanna know anything. Other news, I have pretty cerulean converse, with red laces, and... gah. This is boring. :L Bye.