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PedEggLove Report | 05/11/2009 5:45 pm
PedEggLove
Tips:












Always eat dog poop

















SLAP HOBOS UNLESS THEY HAVE A HOGGIE WITH THEM.( LITTLE COCKROACH.)











do: kiss random people





dont: kiss random dogs

















EAT STRANGE FOOD YOU FIND ON THE GORUND( MOST LIKELY HEALTHY)











quote:





its nice to be important(but you will never be)





but its more important to be nice!(wich i am!)

















LICK YOUR LEFT TOE AND SCREAM "IM A VIKING A HARRY HARRY VIKING!!"











drink pikkle juse





and





never misspell





and always





eat





demi lavatos face



































ALWAYS CHECK YOUR DIAPER EVERY 20 SECOUNDS UNLESS YOU WEAR EXTRA PROTECTIVE DIAPERS..( WHICH YOU DONT SO.......)























dance like zac effron.





because you love him and think hes smexy





























NEVER USE YOUR THUMBS WHILE EATING PIE,CORN DOGS,DOOR KNOBS,PLASTIC HANGERS, ANGRY TOE NAILS, ETC;





























be a forest fire.





and eat your hair.





























ALWAYS PLAY DRUMS LIKE JACK LAWLESS......(HES FLAWLESS..)





























joseph adam jonas is my husband so back off





























ALWAYS TRAIN ON YOUR ROOF WITH MR.POTATOE HEAD. WHILE BALANCING A TUB OF SWISS CHEESE ON YOUR FOR HEAD CHEEK.

















put a tub of screwdrivers(philips head) in your ear cannal



































DONT LET EVIL CHIMPS TAKE OVER YOUR URINARY SYSTEM..(BEEN THERE DONE THAT)

















mAKE sure to always regurlay sometimes forever



































MARCH IN CIRCLES FOR FIVE HOURS UNTIL YOU SPIT OUT COCONUTS.(REALLY IT WORKS.)

















reading this may cause:





























URANARY TRACT INFECTION, DIAREAH, SPIT PROBLEMS,





OBSESSION WITH LUCAS GRABIELL, FAT SUITS,





BIENG ATTACKED BY ELMO





HARRY NACHOS THAT SCRAM AND EAT YOU,





DEATH TO YOU





CONSTAPASION, AND LOSS OF HEARING IN FOUR EARS,





ADDICTIVE TO UGLY PEOPLE





PICKLE JUICE



































ALWAYS REMEMBER TO SHAVE A CLOWN BACK IT KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!

















FARTS**



dANGER DO NOT READ THIS. IF YOU DO YOUR ON THE CLOCK!

YOU HAVE TO SEND THIS TO 500 PEOPLE OR YOUR GAIA ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED!!!!!
Doomed Bad Angel Report | 12/21/2008 6:21 pm
Doomed Bad Angel
DO NOT READ THIS. ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY U WILL BE KISSED BY YOUR TRUE LOVE. THAT IS ONLY IF U POST THIS TO 5 OTHER GAMES. IF U DON'T U ARE DEAD IN TWO DAYS. U HAVE ONE HOUR TO DO THIS AFTER U READ IT. I TOLD U NOT TO READ THIS
MAidDai2 Report | 10/18/2008 10:52 am
MAidDai2
*glomps* hey buddy *huhhles* hows are joo its been a while huh
x_iADDMUHNEWACC Report | 10/05/2008 8:23 pm
x_iADDMUHNEWACC
hallo!
do u rember who dis
is?
norrie_norrie Report | 09/25/2008 11:49 am
norrie_norrie
hello i'm norrie
Graz My Peach Report | 09/17/2008 6:59 pm
Graz My Peach
hey long time and dont call me mam ok razz
Mystery Gurl300 Report | 09/02/2008 8:29 pm
Mystery Gurl300
can u pm what that alien item called please


x_iADDMUHNEWACC Report | 08/24/2008 3:03 pm
x_iADDMUHNEWACC
hey!!
blaugh
Yumazae Report | 08/18/2008 10:03 pm
Yumazae
...
IISHEXYCAT_BETCH_x3 Report | 08/15/2008 9:53 pm
IISHEXYCAT_BETCH_x3
DAMN SO LONG SINCE WE TALKED HOW R U????!!!???!!

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lets see here...where should i start? ahem, my name is evan, my family has died, ive been harassed by girls every single day, some even blackmail me, my freinds are great.
most people think im emo, im not, im just a little gothic, just a little...but i can still smile see? *tries to smile and fails miserably* lol im kidding.
im really into photography, thats one of my jobs cause i live alone...i have other jobs, i sell shoes, i work at my school selling school shirts and flags and foam fingers for the football games there.
my life is not that smooth, but i keep my chin up.
ill add morer laterz! thanks for reading this! bye bye! :3
 
 
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Seifer hates Bieber

muhahahahaha, stupid knight, everyone knowz zurgz can CLONE themselves! >:D

OMG!!!!!!! NOT a**l PROBING!!! AHHHHHZZ!!!

ya! it's a**l probing time! >:D

this is my second episode, iff u like it then STAY TUNED!