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Registered: 02/08/2008

Birthday: 06/04


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Yuki Mystery

Im a 21 years old.
From Canada!
I blow my candles on June 4th! ;D
Im a vampire. Better to know it now.
I dunno what else to say. XDD
PM me or go hang in forums with me to know more (:
Bye lol.


Tried to make it up to date and the profile in genreal since im back after a long hiatus O: Still have work to do on it... And if you don't entertain me enough i may leave again mwahahah XDD


I LIKE ♥ ❤

Being happy and hyper.
Inks and bugs!
Peace, love, unity, respect. PLUR.
People who accept me for who i am.
People who don't judge me.
Laughing at people getting butt hurt for nothing.
Random PMs.
Anon gifts.
My friends.
Music. Even if you don't like mine. ;P
Electric guitar and bass ftw!
My iPhone.
Nice People.
Having Fun.
Alcohol and the fun that gets with it. xP
Hanging Out.
Staring at pretty people. 8 )
Sexy and naughty things. 8 )
Movies. Mostly horror ones.
Funny Stuff.
Emos. Scenes.
Boys. Girls. Deal with it.
Elumen hair dye.
Original Hair.
Flat iron.
Black makeup.
Taking walk.


People who don't mind their our business.
People judging others.
People who gossips.
Being not understood.
Disrespectful people.
When it's unfair.
Haters. (Even if they make me famous)
Being Called A 'Rally f**'.
People entering without knocking. DAMN ITTT DX
People labelling me.
Waking up during a good dream.
Prissy Princesses.
Copy Cats.
Waking up early.
People That Abandon Me.
Fake friends.
Annoying People.
People That Cough And Don't Cover Their Mouth.
Being sad and depressed sometimes.

Hugs not drugs.
Bros before hoes.
I support LGBT.
Don't judge me, Just love me.

Funny and random corner

-What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore!
-What is the fruitiest lesson? History, because it's full of dates!
-What language do they speak in Cuba? Cubic!
-Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race? He was asking for directions!
-How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life? Tell him a joke when he's a baby!
-What is a myth? A female moth!
-What cheese is made backwards? Edam?
-How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end? Because it's round!
-What town in England makes terrible sandwiches? Oldham!
-What animals are on legal documents? Seals!
-Why did the child study in the aeroplane? He wanted a higher education!
-In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions! Lions, in the Park? Well, dandelions!
-What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot? I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
-Why are goldfish red? The water turns them rusty!
-What is the best hand to write with? Neither, it's best to write with a pen!
-I'd tell you another joke about a pencil. But it doesn't have any point!
-Why do idiots eat biscuits? Because they're crackers!
-What was the gangsters last words? Who put that violin in my violin case!
-Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
-What is Cheddar Gorge? A large cheese sandwich!
-What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea? It gets wet!
-What city cheats at exams? Peking!
-What makes the leaning Tower of Pisa lean? It doesn't eat much!
-Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA? Because it has 4 A's and one B!
-Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it's too far to walk!
-What is "out of bounds"? An exhausted kangaroo!
-Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes, it's the same as an English "s"!
-What followed the dinosaur? It's tail!
-Did you hear about the mad scientist who put dynamite in his fridge? They say it blew his cool!
-Would you like a duck egg for tea? Only if you quack it for me!
-How did the telephones get married? In a double ring ceremony!
-Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool. Give him a glass of water!
-Eat up your spinach, it'll put color in your cheeks. But I don't want green cheeks!
-Where does success come before work? In the dictionary!
-Did you hear about the fool you keeps going around saying "no"? No. Oh, so it's you!
-What steps would you take if a madman came rushing at you with a knife? Great big ones!
-Who was the world's greatest thief? Atlas, because he held up the whole world!
-How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars!
-Mr Smith: I hate to tell you, but your wife just fell down the wishing well. Mr Brown: It works!
-What is a volcano? A mountain with hiccups!
-What does one star say to another star when they meet? Glad to meteor!
-Were you long in the hospital? No, I was the same size that I am now!
-What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear? Ferry tales!
-Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8!
-What's an insect's favourite sport? Cricket!
-What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan? An Unidentified Frying Object!
-Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery? So he could loaf around!
-I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one!
-Why was the Egyptian girl worried? Because her daddy was a mummy!
-How old is your granddad? I don't know but we've had him a long time!
-What pet makes the loudest noise? A trum-pet!
-A noise woke me up this morning. What was that? The crack of dawn!
-Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time? A jelly copter!
-Why did the man take a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!
-What's the difference between an American student and an English student? About 3000 miles!
-How do you stop a cold getting to your chest? Tie a knot in your neck!
-What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower? I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!
-What button won't you find in a tailors shop? Belly button!
-What happened when the wheel was invented? It caused a revolution!
-Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls? Because they couldn't spell their names!
-Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned!
-How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!
-What is the best day of the week to sleep? Snooze-day!
-How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb? A phew!
-What does "Maximum" mean? A very big mother!
-What is full of holes but can still hold water? A sponge!
-Waiter, this soup tastes funny? Then why aren't you laughing!
-What do you get if you cross a US President with a shark? Jaws Washington!
-How do we know that Joan of Arc was French? She was maid in France!
-How do you make milk shake? Give it a good scare!
-What has two humps and is found at the North Pole? A lost camel!
-This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.I bet you were mad. Mad? I was foaming at the mouth!
-What does "Minimum" mean? A very small mother!
-What is an archaeologist? Someone who's career is in ruins!
-Why are astronauts successful people? Because they always go up in the world!
-What is the quickest way to double your money? Fold it in half!
-Do you have any invisible ink? Certainly sir. What colour?
-Where do hamsters come? Hampsterdam!
-What is the most slippery country in the world? Greece!
-What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas? A ladder in her stocking!
-Did you hear about the mad scientist who invented a gas that could burn through anything? No, what about him? Now he's trying to invent something to hold it in!
-Where do snowmen go to dance? A snowball!
-What kind of fish can't swim? Dead ones!


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