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My favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series Quotes:
~Episode 1: Pilot~
Yugi: Hey, by the way, my Grandpa has a super rare card
Kaiba: Rare card. That sounds vauge enough to be the Blue Eyes White Dragon... and since I'm a child billionaire in charge of a huge gaming company, I obviously have nothing better to do then go check it out.
Kaiba: I'm here for your Blue Eyes old man, and I wont take 'no' for an answer!
Grandpa: No!
Kaiba: Curses, foiled again.
T'ea: Gather round everyone, and I'll mark us with a special sign.
Joey: Uh. Hey T'ea... not for nothin but, aint this permanent marker?
T'ea: Oh...Whoops...
Joey: Why were you even carryin' that thing around in the first place?
T'ea: I'm a kleptomaniac, I stole it from school.
Tristan: Hey... my wallets missing...
T'ea: Kaiiiba took iiiit!
Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have money!
~Episode 2: Rocky VII~
Joey: Man! I LOVE the card game channel!
Yugi: It's almost as good as the watching paint dry channel!
Yugi: Its from Industrial Illusions... I guess they must have heard about my victory over Kaiba. Joey: Yeah. Those card games are big news. It compleatly overshadowed the fact that he kidnapped and hospitalized your Grandpa.
~Episode 3: My Cards Will Go On~
Joey and Tristan: Weeere tormenting yoouuuu
Hair Guard: Attention duelests! My hair is telling me that its time for you to board! Anyone caught without a crazy hair style will will NOT be permitted to enter the Duelest Kingdom.
Joey: *struggling against guards* Hey! But MY hairs all blounde and poofy!
Guard: Sorry sir, but it has to be at LEAST two times as big as your head to count.
Yugi: He's with me
Guard: Wow. Your hair's crazy enough for two people. Okay he can go.
Joey: Thanks Yuge. Your hair really is crazy. Whats your secret?
Yugi: Loreal. Beacuse I'm worth it!
Tristan: In another few hours the sun will rise!
T'ea: What the *beep* does that mean?
--text on screen-- (Seriously he actually says that... wtf?)
Weevil: Heheh. Hey Yugi. Like. Gimmie your cards or something. heheheh.
Yugi: Well. Your clearly evil... but I see no reason not to trust you.
Joey: Must... risk...life... to save... cards....!
~Episode 4: Lord of the Cards~
Joey: Wow. An entire island all to our selves. Its sorta like that book, Lord of the Flies, only with alot less subtext and alot more card games.
Tristan: Wasn't that the movie with the evil ring and the hobbits?
T'ea: Why would any of those things be on this island you idiot?
--Screen shows the Millinium Ring that says "Evil Ring" with an arrow pointing to it and Yugi that says "Hobbit" with an arrow pointing to him--
Yugi: He threw my grandpa's cards into the ocean, and I'll never be able to forgive him.
Tristan: Its sorta like when Joey threw away your piece to the Millinium Puzzle!
Joey: Yeah, exept he forgave me for that, right Yuge?
Yugi: Sure Joey, suuuuuure.
T'ea: My limey senses are tingling...
Guy 1: Hey. Check out all the obligitory cameos. Weevil Underwood, Rex Raptor, Mako Tsunami...
Guy 2: But wheres the rieghning champion, Seto Kaiba?
Guy 1: Didn't you hear? He got barred from the tournament because his name wasn't stupid enough.
Pegasus: To get to the finals and a chance to win three million dollars you have to collect ten star chips by betting them on card games. Remember kids, gambling is good for you.
T'ea: Compared to friendship and compassion, experience is meaningless!
~Epsidoe 5: My Funny Skankentine~
Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh! is sponsered by Yugios. They're yugi-licious! Wait a minute. Yugi-licious? What are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something?
Guy offscreen: Yami....
Yami: How exactly do you go about testing something like that? I mean... besides the obvious method...
Tristan: I can't wait until I get MY own episode! ..... Its never gonna happen, is it?
T'ea: Do the words 'robot monkey' mean anything to you?
Mai: Wow Yugi! You have such small hands! I like that in a man!
T'ea: *robotic evil voice and evil face* Back of b*tch, hes miiiine
Joey: How did you summon that monster without even lookin' at your cards?
Mai: I have ESP
Joey: *shocked expression* Wooooooh. Too much information lady.
Mai: ESP NOT PMS!
T'ea: Joey needs help Yugi! Transform into your sexy alter-ego!
Yugi: Ta da da DA ta daaa! Pubertyyy Power!
Joey: Thousand Dragon! Destroy all of her harpies at once!
Tristan: Doesnt ANYONE know the RULES to this game??
MORE COMING SOON!
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From: Random_Shiichan
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