This was funny and true
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than push the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you're thinking about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you're laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did.