horseradish- bitter truths you can't avoid (by lemony snicket)
One of the world's most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens, and jacks, who are possibly the queen's youner more atractive boyfriends.
A good thing to do when one is sitting, eating, and resting is to have cvonversation.
It is always druel to laugh at people, of coarse, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it i hard to control yourself.
everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, incase they are ever trapped in an elevator.
If an optimist had his arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say, in a pleasant and helpful voice "well this isn't to bad. I don't have my left arm anymore, but at least no body will ask me whether I am left handed or left handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of "Aaaaah! My arm! My arm!"
The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world.
In love, as in life, one misheard thing can be tremendously important, if you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutly certain that they have replied "i love you back" and not "i love your back" before you continue the conversation.
I herd of a man who wanted desperatly to be remembered after his death, so he spent his youth writing and rewriting his last words, and his old age repeating them every five minutes so that if he died at that moment the words he prepared would be overherd by someone. At last, on his deathbed, someone asked him the time.
waiting is one of lifes hardships.
Sometimes, when someone tells a ridiculious lie, it is best to ignore it entirely.
It is very unerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right. Right?
Life is a turbulent journey, fraught with confusion, heartbreak, and incovenience. This book will not help.