About me
My name is Vanessa, 15, and live in my dreams. as you can see i love the band Gazette, i love all of them. and if you know me in real life you know im insane... most of the time, i also love Japan. one day i WILL (goes to corner and laughs a evil laugh.)And if you don't know Ruki is MINE !!!!!!!!! ----------------------------->
Name: Vanessa
Age: 15
Relationship: Taken biggrin
Favorite Snack:Yan Yan, Nori
Favorite Movie:Avatar, Alice in Wonderland
Favorite Game: Portal 2, Skyrim
Free time use:listening to Gazette, hanging out with Bf
Favorite Food:Asian, Mexican
Favorite Song: The Invisible Wall, Filth in the Beauty, Taion, COCKROACH, Maggots, Leach, Red
Hobbies:Shopping, LAX
Favorite Gaia item: My Inventory
Favorite animal: Wolf
Personality: Freaking Hyper, insane, Weird
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
He who laughs last didn't get it.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
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obsessed >.<