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Last Login: 06/29/2009 12:13 am

Registered: 08/16/2007

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~ Normal is just a cycle on a washing machine
~ Silence is golden but ductape is silver, yes but credit cards are platinum
~ When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
~ I dont think of it as a "You had to be there thing," I think of it as a "You have to be mentally insane like me thing"
~ The apple doesnt fall far from the tree unless the tree is on a
hill
~ Extreme isn't a mood...its a life style
~ Who cares about love? Id rather fall in chocolate!
~ Ductape is like "the force" it has a dark side, a light side and it holds our universe together
~ I keep thinking "Why does that frisbee keep getting bigger?" and then it hits me

AND FINALLY... 50 Ways to Annoy Your Parents
[1] Follow them around the house..EVERYWHERE!!!
[2] Moo when they say your name.
[3] Pretend to have amnesia.
[4] Say everything backwards.
[5] Give yourself a swirly.
[6] Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "The sun! It's dying!"
[7] Run into walls.
[8] Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.
[9] Have nervous spasms at anonymous times.
[10] Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
[11] Pretend to worship the Devil.
[12] Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning Sunshine!"
[13] Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
[14] Run in circles.
[15] Recite a whole movie 3 times.
[16] Pretend to beat yourself up.
[17] Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
[18] Slither everywhere.
[19] Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
[20] Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. Tell them you're making a fashion statement.
[21] Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.
[22] Super glue your finger up your nose.
[23] Talk to a pen.
[24] Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
[25] Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.
[26] Try and climb the wall.
[27] Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.
[28] Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say youre a lovely unicorn.
[29] In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"
[30] Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
[31] Do what they actually tell you.
[32] Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ohhh...I get it!"
[33] Eat your hair.
[34] Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.
[35] Eat anything obviously not edible.
[36] Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
[37] Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.
[38] Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
[39] When you shower or bathe yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
[40] Try and snorkel in your fish tank.
[41] Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES!!!!!!"
[42] Chase an imaginary tail.
[43] Demand that you want your own area code.
[44] At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
[45] Pretend to be 346 years old.
[46] Hang upside down in your closet.
[47] Pretend to be a phone.
[48] Try to swim in the floor.
[49] Tap on their door all night.
[50] Pretend to have multiple personalities
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XxXxYuHr_CuKiExXxX Report | 07/23/2009 5:42 pm: FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 9:00 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 1:27am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 3:13 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 3:13 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.REPOST THIS AS WHORE""WHAT A NASTY .START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
II_Royall_II Report | 07/08/2009 9:45 am: u just gotta work for it or tell her booo its ur thing ^///^
koolaid pshya lmfao
t a y l l o o o o o o o r Report | 07/04/2009 9:45 am: who haked this??u r stupid!!
Mizuki Chiasa Report | 07/01/2009 8:46 am: YOU HACKER!! HOW DARE YOU!!! GIVE ME MY ACCOUNT BACK!!! DO NOT SEND ANY DONATIONS TO THIS ACCOUNT!!!
zac459088 Report | 06/26/2009 7:38 am: Copy this to 10 pro’s an you will get 10,000,000g, it really works,
Arrekasu Report | 06/25/2009 8:17 pm: lol it was funny
xX_toxic scars_Xx Report | 06/25/2009 5:25 pm: ?
taliechan Report | 06/25/2009 5:23 pm: DON"T IGNORE MEEEEE!!!!! *cries*
Mizuki Chiasa Report | 06/25/2009 5:16 pm: hey rachel wats up???
Arrekasu Report | 06/24/2009 11:40 pm: you know 25 of things on the list actully work me and my sis tried and it was funny

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