About
In other words, my profile.
(Yes, I would ********' love to own a chocolate factory, but no. The only space on teh interwebz for me would be this stupid piece of gaia.)
Bloody hell.
I am the old-world's runner up, the best dresser that died like a dog, Mihael Keehl. I once called myself Mello, and was addressed by that name, but that was a long time ago.
I'm back from a long absence spent eating various brands of high-class chocolate, Kira-catching, and being dead... A welcome back would be great, plzkthx.
So, to any of you that may know me, or see me lurking, this statement may be considered redundant, but I'll state it anyways. I'm not a very nice person. I hang around the A/M/C, criticizing as everyone tends to, bashing the little weaboos and crushing the n00bs.
Despite my malice, and overly intimidating demeanor, I like profile comments, and sometimes I enjoy random private messages.
I tend to accept random friends requests, but I do not enjoy doing so, therefore talk to me before friending me, dammit.
Asking first to be my friend would also suit my interests just fine. (Though I tend to be too nice to say no, even if I don't like you. :/ Details, details. )
I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.About me:
You may call me Mello. Nothing else, unless you got a death wish.
Though I am number two at the moment, you are not allowed to mention that anywhere near me.
You do NOT touch the chocolate.
If you touch the chocolate, I'll beat you to death with my bare hands. (I can do that, you know.)
You do not touch the Matt.
If you touch the Matt without my permission, I'll lynch you.
You do not rape/molest/touch/look at/think about Aya. Ever.
If you do any aforementioned things, I'll make you wish you were never born.
Me > You.
Remember that.
If you say otherwise, I'll shoot you. My gun is loaded. Contrary to popular belief.
I am hardcore.
I'm running out of s**t to write here, so I'm babbling.
Though I don't do that often, seriously.
Death by chocolate, is a myth, this I know, because
I lived.
Likes:
Myself,
My hair,
Being narcissistic.
Chocolate,
Aya,
Matt,
Leather,
Bondage
Eighties movies/music,
Photography,
Explosions,
Geisha and her MEDs. ;D (I miss you all, dammit, you know who you are. -wipes away manly tears-)--------
Dislikes:
Being mistaken for the opposite gender,
People,
Weaboos,
Big headed people,
The internet when it stops functioning,
The stupid 'You Spin me Right Round' remake with the lyrics 'you spin my head right round',
People who quote above lyrics,
When I can't think of the right word,
"You just lost the game",
When people touch my things,
Too much more to even give the effort of mentioning.
Currently listening to: Billy Idol
Currently watching: Nothing.
Currently reading: Nothing.
Current anime: None.
Current manga: None.
^ Made by L Lawliet
The Matt~ (Mellophobic) (We weren't technically married at the A/M/C wedding or anything, but you're sexy enough to count on this list. <3)
Aya~ (sweetxbloodxaya) (Same deal as The Matt.)
Geisha~ (xXxAkatsuki-GeishaxXx)
Deidara~ (Artist-Deidara-Senpai)
Envy~ (Envy the Supernatural)
and Cyto~ (Aspergillus Oryzae)
I'm fond of you all?
Now make me a sammich.
heart Here is the profile of The Matt, if you haven't seen it already. Can you count all of those insults about me in that about section of his? My goodness, it's not even limited to the about section! He doesn't go outside, and when he's beaten all of his video games a billion times over, that's what he does. That's all he does. He uses his intellect to come up with more ways to insult me. That boy obviously needs to spend less time insulting and more time buying me chocolate. Silly boy. /abusetiemnao. Also:
"[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [7:20] Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers."
Didn't know that strangers were your source, Matt. Don't be such a ******** cheapskate!
Now would be a good enough time to mention this stuff.
this is my boyfriend, and
this is my girlfriend. I love them both.
Especially when we're having sexy threesomes. redface Anyways, don't touch them. >_>
ESPECIALLY AYA. IF YOU RAPE HER I'LL KICK YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE BACK SIDE INTO NEXT WEEK, YOU GOT THAT?
I LOVE HER TO ******** BITS AND PIECES AND I'LL KILL ANYBODY WHO EVEN LOOKS AT HER. So stop hitting on her, guys. That girl's my life.
This, I do believe, should go here as well. If you want to know what it is, exactly, go here.If you want any contact information about me (As in my Facebook account, my MSN, my DA, my Quizilla... or... Wait, I'm pretty sure that's all I go on other than Gaia) send a PM asking me. If I trust you enough, I'll give it to you.
Good memories, and nightmares.
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