I'm the kind of guy who sings in the shower.
And the kind that dances in the mirror.
And the kind that can school you at any video game.
Some people might think I'm a cool kid.
Others might think I'm a class clown.
And I know a few think I'm just a stupid f*****t.
I see the best in people which can sometimes hurt me.
I get along with most people, probably including you.
I want everyone to like me but I know that's not how life works.
I'm a loyal friend and a surprisingly deadly foe.
I'm Simon. Represent, b***h.