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I am a......

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[x] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = f*****t homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[x]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict



What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[x]Black = with a sexy smile
[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ]Bald = with herpes
[ ]Other = with a nice a**

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[x]6 = who smoked with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = a lover
[ ]12 = a d***o
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = a sticker
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[x]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[x]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs
[ ]Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick c**t

I AM AN EMO EMO WITH A SEXY SMILE WHO SMOKED WITH A CONDOM BECAUSE IM SEXY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!! XD lmao!!

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Tae Secrets

Report | 01/02/2012 11:12 am

Tae Secrets

TWINNY ?
Jayy Bird

Report | 06/24/2010 12:26 pm

Jayy Bird

Happy Birthday Weirdo

BAHAHAHAH
Senpaischick

Report | 02/11/2010 5:17 pm

Senpaischick

dude whats up I haven't talked to you in so long smile )
Jayy Bird

Report | 08/14/2009 7:34 pm

Jayy Bird

Hello everyone I know, Im coming up with a new collection of stories, They will be short, and will have a little meaning, They all have been inspired by something, which I have listed in the bottom of all of the collection.
Because they are inspired, they are officially 'Inspired By' Collection stories, but every word bellow is of my own, and I would appreciate if you would them and then comment on the journal entry on your favorite entry, and if you are an ispiration, be proud!
I don't choose just anyone to be my ispirations, and they all have meanings, but I will never tell, its for you to interpret.
coolmanBrian002

Report | 08/02/2009 5:46 pm

coolmanBrian002

o-o
ii_destinyligth_ii

Report | 07/12/2009 5:46 pm

ii_destinyligth_ii

heyy siss
G E T  T R O L L E D

Report | 07/10/2009 11:03 am

G E T T R O L L E D

*hugs* *runs off*
Data Code

Report | 06/30/2009 11:29 am

Data Code

Scared?

o-o?
Senpaischick

Report | 06/29/2009 8:31 pm

Senpaischick

dude thats GAY! i haven't tho but i'll be on the look out
Gaunt13

Report | 06/29/2009 8:27 pm

Gaunt13

baby i ended up getting dragged out to a bonfire crying i did say i didnt want to but they dont like me not being ther -_-" you shuldnta let me go crying

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