nd Gentlemen, skinny a
I'll tell you a
tale I know nothing a
dmission is free, so pay a
t the door,
Now pull up a
chair and sit on the floor.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords a
nd shot each other.A
blind man came to watch fair play,A
mute man came to shout "Horray!"A
deaf policeman heard the noise a
Came to stop those two dead boys.
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
two-story house on a
man with no legs came walking by,a
nd kicked the lawman in his thigh.
He crashed through a
wall without making a
dry creek bed a
nd suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him a
But he ran for his life a
nd is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
sk the blind man, he saw it too.