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IF U HAD ME ALONE...LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR 24 HOURS,I HAD TO DO WHATEVER U WANTED ME TO,WHAT WOULD U DO WITH ME?TELL ME IN A PM...CUZ ITS A SECRET...

Want Me?CALL 1-800-YOU-WISH :)

Guys are like PORT-O-POTTYS either taken or full of shi*t:)

<3 your the PEANUT to my BUTTER,<3 your the STAR to my BURST,<3 your the M to my M,<3 your the POP to my TART,<3 your the MILKY to my WAY,<3 your the FRUIT to my LOOPS,<3 your the MILK to my DUDS,<3 your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,<3 your the ICE to my CREAM,<3 your the SWEET to my TART<3 PUT THIS ON UR PROFILE IF U LOVE SOMEONE:D <3

FrIeNdS R LIKE BALLOONS U LET THEM GO U CANT GET THEM BACK THATS Y U SHOULD ALWAYS TIE EM TO UR HEART SO U WILL NEVER LOSE EM:) THOUGHT THIS WAS CUTE SO I PUT IT ON MY PRO:)

If i l00k good im@gin3 how i tast3<3

Old memories car club in L.A california,Tucson Arizona,El paso Texas even in JAPAN<3 and other places but i belong in the club my dad has a 39 chevy bomb to see it look up on google.com CHEVY BOMBS.<3:)>>>>>>>(google.com/images)LOVE ORIGIONAL CLASSIC CARS:) <3

My 7sEvEn7 AmAzinQ sIStErS:)<33 I lOv3 yOu:)<3

MY 3 BROTH3rS: )I LOV3 YUHH <33333

DIZZ bOy iZ On3 oF Mi b3sT fRi3nDZ: )<3

h3's qkool and cut3:)haha:)<333

I LoV3 YOU!:)<333

(LoWrid3r OlDiEs:)<33333

Thiz is my list of my favorit3 low rider oldies:)<333: )<333well some of them: )

i lov3 PrinCe RoYc3:)<333my futur3 husband lol ahah:)<333

diz grl iz qkool:)

never l3t anythinq go it yuhh know ur goinq to regret becuz i just went through it today and many tim3s be4:'(

cryinq is on3 thinq but hurtinq it somethinq no1 wants to feel:(

I dont want a br0k3n h3@rt cuzz ill los3 all the pi3c3s-W33zy<3333

ID RATHER GO BLIND TH3N TO SEE YOU W@LK AWAY FROM MI -ETTA JAM3S :'(

wh3n i had you here i treated yuhh bad-smokey robbinson:'(

wtf did i do i messed everythinq up,wish thiz never happened but i cant turn back the hand on the clock:'( outside3 im laughinq and having a good time inside im having a heart ache but som3thinq no1 can see

som3thinqq missing in mi i felt it deep within mi:P

just realiz3d what i lost is somethinqq i want even mor3;(

i ♥lov3♥ my h@t3rz you got a probl3m with mi??? ♥solv3 it♥ you think im trippin??? ♥ti3 my sho3♥ c@nt st@nd up to m3??? ♥sit down♥ c@nt fac3 m3??? ♥turn @round♥

P3opl3 s@y Y0u c@nt liv3 without Lov3..... i think oxyg3n is mor3 important..:) haha lol

HEY, I WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTALLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WHISPERED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE U (:♥LOV3♥:)

Guy: Can we have sex right now? Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um...no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants. Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't." Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get". Girl: crying, continues to fight. Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down. Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!" Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes... Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off. Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying. Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek. Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now." Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later... Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months." Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason." Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive. Doctor: "You are pregnant." Girl: faints. The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you." The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose... Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no" Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any guy who does this to my girl or any girl

when a guy says your HOT he's looking at ur body when a guy says your PRETTY he's looking at ur face when a guy says ur BEAUTIFUL he's looking at your heart

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS because in The Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you. =)

Why do we sleep in school, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly saying , Yet we post the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and drugs but so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Think about it, are you going to post this on your profile? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? 80 % of you wont post this.The Lord said: If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at every 5-minutes 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - 'WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!!" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME,PICK ME!!' 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 'NO! NO! It's those voices again' 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!! Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZSS-9MnJ_c&feature=related PICK UR FAV COLOR AND SEE WAT U R blue-cool pink-pretty purple-so dang sexay orange-spicy grey-weird green-annoying red-hot yellow-lonely black-gay

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism. Best person i have ever known! <3 World's Greatest Sons! <3 <3 Ma Daughter! <3 Ma Daddy! <3 Ma Sister! <3

JUSTIN BIEBER SAID: im having a BABY BRUNO MARS threw a GRENADE at him for bieng gay LADY GAGA went to a TELEPHONE and called ALEJANDRO for help TAYLOR SWIFT went to go get him on a WHITE HORSE and KANYE WEST was still HEARTLESS for wat he did to taylor soon after that RIHANNA still doesnt remeber her name for wat chris did to her so she goes around in the street saying WHATS MY NAME so CHRIS comes to her trying to give her a KISS KIS then NELLY wakes up and says it was JUST A DREAM

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor porflie

being Sexy is a Sensation Caused by Temptation. A guy sticks his Location In a girl's Destination To increase the Population Of the next Generation Do you get my Explanation? Or do you need a Demonstrate!!

1.MAKE A HEART WITH YOUR HANDS 2.THINK OF YOUR CRUSH 3.KISS THE HOLE OF YOUR FAKE HEART 4.PUT YOUR FAKE HEART ON YOUR REAL HEART 5.POST THIS TO YOUR FAVORITE SONG 6.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE CoffeeSketch 15 minutes ago

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Thiz is my old3r brother on gaia i love him:)<3333

b3st brother 3ver:)<333 ily:)

i <3 thiz boy hes soo qkool:)<33

Hes so sweet:)<3 i <3 him:)

MONTH ONE: Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. MONTH TWO: Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here. MONTH THREE: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. MONTH FOUR: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too. MONTH FIVE: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy... your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? MONTH SIX: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! MONTH SEVEN: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, put this in your profile

HAVE A HEART DONT DO AN ABORTION!!!! U DID IT AND IT ALL YOUR FAULT IF U ARE GOING TO PUT YOU CHILD IN HARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P

ROSES ARE RED, LEMONS ARE SOUR, OPEN YOUR LEGS, AND GiVE ME AN HOUR, KiSSiNG iS A HABiT, FUKiNG iS A GAME, GUYS GET ALL THE PLEASURE, GiRLS GET ALL THE PAiN, 10 MiNUTES OF PLEASURE, 9 MONTHS OF PAiN, 3 DAYS iN THE HOSPiTAL, A BABY WiTHOUT A NAME, THE BABY iS A CRAKHED, THE MOTHER iS A WHORE, THiS WOULDA NEVER HAPPENED iF THE RUBBER HADENT TORE!! SEX iS LiKE MATH YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES, ADD THE BED, DiViDE THE LEGS, AND PRAY TO GOD YOU DONT MULTiPLY, ROSES ARE RED, GRASS iS GREEN, OPEN YOUR LEGS, AND iLL FiLL YOU WiTH CREAM, HiCKORY, DiCKORY, DOCK, THE BiXCH WAS SUCKiNG MY COK, THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO, i DUMPED MY GOO, AND DUMPED HER TO THE END OF THE BLOCk. SEX iS GOOD, SEX iS FiNE, DOGGY STYLE AND 69, JUST FOR FUN, OR GETTiN PAiD, EVERYONE LiKES GETTiN LAiD, SEX iS EViL, SEX iS A SiN, SiNS ARE FORGiViN, SO STiCK iT iN!! ROSES ARE NiCE, ViOLETS ARE FiNE, iLL BE THE SiX, iF YOU BE THE NiNE, EAT ME, BEAT ME, BiTE ME, BLOW ME, FUX ME, SUCK ME VERY SLOWLY, iF YOU LiKE iT, DONT BE SASSY, USE YOUR TONGUE, AND MAKE iT NASTY!!

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