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xxxthe perfect boyfriendxxx

Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its too scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks failed and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.


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Sarinei_of_Orin18 Report | 08/18/2010 8:21 am
cool avi
SPARKLE UNICORN DEMON Report | 08/08/2010 9:55 am
thank you for buying from my store
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thnx for buying =]]
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copy and paste this into 10 profiles and press f5 to refresh the page you will see a blue giftbox floating around your screen which has a katana
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ummm...........what does that say??? (ENGLISH PLEASE)
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Please don't send me those kind of comments.
xxiluvnightmaresxx Report | 12/16/2009 5:12 pm
copy and paste this into 10 profiles and press f5 to refresh the page you will see a blue giftbox floating around your screen which has a katana

Walmart funny

Subject: How to kill time at Walmart

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your friend/shopping-mate is taking their sweet time:

1... Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't


2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms..

4. Walk up to an employee and t ell him/her in an official tone, 'Cod e 3' in housewares....... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away..

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the

camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9.. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Mission Impossib le' theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonnalook' using different size funnels..

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!'

(And last but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here!'